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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000
I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.
This is your first warning.
Do not try and resist.
It is useless.
Accept your fate.
You will be assimilated.
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To: Alice au Wonderland
2,401
posted on
11/07/2005 7:25:43 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Thanks.
And congrats on the 00. :-)
To: tuliptree76
I looked in the library (aka the music room, the homeschooling room) for my copy of The Portable Curmudgeon. It wasn't there, so I suspect it's in the stacks in my attic. Tomorrow will be field trip to the attic day.
2,403
posted on
11/07/2005 7:30:18 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
Comment #2,404 Removed by Moderator
To: Alice au Wonderland
LOL! Okay. But you don't have to go out of your way for my tagline. ;-)
To: tuliptree76; NicknamedBob; King Prout; sionnsar; Stingy Dog; Monkey Face; Dead Corpse; All
Guess what I found while looking for a tagline source for Tulip?!
C'mon! Guess!
2,406
posted on
11/07/2005 7:32:30 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
To: tuliptree76
It is never a burden to re-read the Curmudgeon! I shall enjoy myself.
2,407
posted on
11/07/2005 7:33:37 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
Comment #2,408 Removed by Moderator
To: Alice au Wonderland
Hmmm...
I'm not sure. What did you find?
Comment #2,410 Removed by Moderator
To: tuliptree76
I found my print-out that has the Blue Screen of Death haikus!
2,411
posted on
11/07/2005 7:39:09 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
To: Stingy Dog
That would destroy the quote.
2,412
posted on
11/07/2005 7:40:00 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
Comment #2,413 Removed by Moderator
To: Alice au Wonderland
To: Stingy Dog
I read tax books. Therefore, I am. ;-)
To: Stingy Dog
"I'm lost w/o my Captain." Captain? *Bob looks around*
Me?
2,416
posted on
11/07/2005 7:46:58 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: tuliptree76
At the time these were sent to me, the author of the email claimed that "in Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages with Haiku poetry messages."
Haiku #1:
Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
2,419
posted on
11/07/2005 7:50:23 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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