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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: NicknamedBob

I think the person who voted halves should have to commit!


1,701 posted on 11/06/2005 8:20:04 AM PST by Tax-chick (I'm not being paid enough to worry about all this stuff ... so I don't.)
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To: Victoria Delsoul

Willdo.
Man did I get side tracked last night..


1,702 posted on 11/06/2005 8:22:00 AM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Stingy Dog

Thanks!

Likely I'll only be known for my humor here in FR as I'm not very good in front of crowds.


1,703 posted on 11/06/2005 8:22:45 AM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Run off election....

This is a republic not a horse race.


1,704 posted on 11/06/2005 8:48:16 AM PST by TASMANIANRED (Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
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To: NicknamedBob
What are we naming? I like Stunehenge, but have a need to know.


1,705 posted on 11/06/2005 8:50:09 AM PST by Lady Jag (Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
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To: MNJohnnie

We're going to go over taxation of S Corporations (which is really a flow-through entity, but they still have some taxes at the entity level and they have to file an informational return).

I'll keep from rambling on about it...


1,706 posted on 11/06/2005 8:55:18 AM PST by tuliptree76
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To: NicknamedBob

We could combine a couple...

UTS Stunehenge Asylum


1,707 posted on 11/06/2005 8:56:30 AM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Lady Jag

We're naming the flying castle.


1,708 posted on 11/06/2005 8:58:24 AM PST by tuliptree76
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To: NicknamedBob

Are we there yet?


1,709 posted on 11/06/2005 8:59:59 AM PST by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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To: tuliptree76
Hi, Tulip! The flying castle? The one I made?


1,710 posted on 11/06/2005 9:10:51 AM PST by Lady Jag (Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
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To: Lady Jag

LOL! I didn't know you had made a picture of it. :-)


1,711 posted on 11/06/2005 9:12:55 AM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Knitting A Conundrum

Hi KAC.


1,712 posted on 11/06/2005 9:13:16 AM PST by tuliptree76
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To: All

How does one tell if a realtor is honest?

(Not a joke, really want to know)


1,713 posted on 11/06/2005 9:14:47 AM PST by diamond6 (Everyone who is for abortion has already been born. Ronald Reagan)
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To: Lady Jag

Seeing that, you don't know how much the temptation to say "Are we there yet?" rose to my lips...


1,714 posted on 11/06/2005 9:24:10 AM PST by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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To: tuliptree76
LOL! I didn't know you had made a picture of it. :-)

Last August. Wanting to change the font, I think I only posted it once or twice, and then forgot. I'll fix it and repost it.

1,715 posted on 11/06/2005 9:29:44 AM PST by Lady Jag (Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
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To: Knitting A Conundrum

I almost made it there once.


1,716 posted on 11/06/2005 9:30:37 AM PST by Lady Jag (Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
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To: King Prout
The french are capable of it...but not in public.

The french talk a good game about how civilized they are but as anyone who has visited or lived in one of their colonies knows that is all it is, talk.

The only European country that is more brutal is Belgium.

1,717 posted on 11/06/2005 9:40:41 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not all problems can be solved with a sledge hammer. Sometimes nitroglycerin is required. Or a Nuke)
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To: TASMANIANRED; NicknamedBob
This is a republic not a horse race.

Think of this as the Primary. Later we have the general election.

1,718 posted on 11/06/2005 9:41:55 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not all problems can be solved with a sledge hammer. Sometimes nitroglycerin is required. Or a Nuke)
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To: Lady Jag

I might like to make it there....someday.


1,719 posted on 11/06/2005 9:49:15 AM PST by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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To: Lady Jag

We're naming the vessel or contraption which is being prepared to take us comfortably to Mars.

It's true that the fireplaces will be using electric heat and simulated flames, but the water in the moat will be real.

It's really the only way to travel in space.

Hmm. The Undead Thread Spaceship Winnebagel?


1,720 posted on 11/06/2005 9:59:02 AM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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