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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Victoria Delsoul

Yes, the clone is quite good. ;-)


1,601 posted on 11/05/2005 7:20:00 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Victoria Delsoul; Alice au Wonderland

That's alright, a visiting Southern Baptist girl's choir once tried to teach me how to rollerskate.
The roller rink had a perfect body print of me on one wall for quite some time until they repainted the wall.


1,602 posted on 11/05/2005 7:20:36 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare

LOL! Brings new meaning to "practice makes permanent"!


1,603 posted on 11/05/2005 7:22:44 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Army Air Corps

Glad you liked it. Haven't seen you around much, AAC. Hope everything is OK with you.


1,604 posted on 11/05/2005 7:22:56 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Alice au Wonderland

It seems to be a conspiracy of some sort to drive parents insane by having their children morph into hideously altered sizes.
Child wears a size 5 shoe?
Not anymore, they've suddenly inflated to Charles Barkley size 14's..

A conspiracy I tell you..


1,605 posted on 11/05/2005 7:23:21 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: tuliptree76

Hmmm. Any refrigerated pie crusts, biscuits, or bisquick around?


1,607 posted on 11/05/2005 7:23:50 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Darksheare

LOL. OK, why don't you tell me the things you do right. :-D


1,608 posted on 11/05/2005 7:24:09 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: tuliptree76

Instant mashed potatoes?

Congrats on the 00 BTW.


1,609 posted on 11/05/2005 7:24:32 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Victoria Delsoul

"Haven't seen you around much, AAC. Hope everything is OK with you."

All is well, but very busy. After the week of the 14th, it will be less hectic.

How are you?


1,610 posted on 11/05/2005 7:24:40 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Almost.
I did hit the same spot on the wall at least three times.
At least they were amused by the outcome.
(I couldn't turn.. They could speed skate.)


1,611 posted on 11/05/2005 7:25:13 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Army Air Corps
Great, you should be able to post a bit more after that.

I'm doing pretty good, thanks. Enjoying my weekend.

1,612 posted on 11/05/2005 7:26:09 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Darksheare

Yeah. Just like air. Used to be that air was free. Then they put it in a sneaker and it costs $150!


1,613 posted on 11/05/2005 7:26:12 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Stingy Dog

I don't wear makeup. Won't that make me look natural?


1,615 posted on 11/05/2005 7:26:37 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Victoria Delsoul

I draw, and make most people laugh.
That is the extent of what I 'know' I can do.

I am told that I have mad skills.
Just what those skills are seems to be up for interpretation.
But if you run across an artticle mentioning 'mad' and 'scientist' somewhere in it..


1,616 posted on 11/05/2005 7:26:45 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Stingy Dog

At top speed as well.


1,617 posted on 11/05/2005 7:27:09 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Egads!

How about those shoes with springs or rollers?
200 or so last I looked.


1,618 posted on 11/05/2005 7:27:55 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare
I draw, and make most people laugh.

And you do that very well.

But if you run across an article mentioning 'mad' and 'scientist' somewhere in it..

Yes, I will remember you, lol.

1,619 posted on 11/05/2005 7:28:40 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Alice au Wonderland

No mashed potatoes, pie crusts, or biscuit stuff.

(BTW - I don't believe in instant pie crusts unless they are the graham cracker kind. I don't like making those, so I will buy them if necessary. But the regular premade crusts just aren't as good as the kind I make.)


1,620 posted on 11/05/2005 7:29:23 PM PST by tuliptree76
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