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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

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This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

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Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: tuliptree76; Stingy Dog

*gasp!*
A NATURAL cook!

(That's rare)


1,581 posted on 11/05/2005 7:02:56 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Stingy Dog

Does ramen soup count?


1,582 posted on 11/05/2005 7:04:12 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Darksheare

I've made certain things so many times that I know that they'll taste fine by how they look.


1,584 posted on 11/05/2005 7:06:37 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Stingy Dog; tuliptree76

I'd been able to cook, once long ago.
Once out of practice...


1,585 posted on 11/05/2005 7:07:04 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare

No. Un Chef au naturel!


1,587 posted on 11/05/2005 7:11:06 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Stingy Dog

Ramen soup is also called Top Ramen or Ramen Noodle Soup... Cheap stuff that is popular with poor college students.


1,588 posted on 11/05/2005 7:11:32 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76

What do you have left in your fridge and your cupboards?


1,590 posted on 11/05/2005 7:12:11 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Victoria Delsoul

Are you giving Darks dancing lessons?


1,591 posted on 11/05/2005 7:12:42 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Eeep!


1,592 posted on 11/05/2005 7:12:46 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Stingy Dog

That would be very rare.


1,593 posted on 11/05/2005 7:13:30 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

I'm trying to, but I don't think it's working.


1,594 posted on 11/05/2005 7:14:02 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Darksheare

Hemmed two out of three. I'm back here while I rip out a hem to replace it with a much smaller one. *grousing* Why don't kids stay one size?


1,595 posted on 11/05/2005 7:14:06 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Oh... Hamburger, TV dinners, tater tots, pizza, various canned fruits and vegetables, boxed pasta dinners, canned soup, etc.


1,596 posted on 11/05/2005 7:15:33 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Stingy Dog

I grew up around cooks. Unfortunately, I still am not as good of a cook as my grandmother was.


1,599 posted on 11/05/2005 7:18:18 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Stingy Dog

So I'll look cheap?


1,600 posted on 11/05/2005 7:19:06 PM PST by tuliptree76
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