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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Irish_Thatcherite
Your talking to a Catholic engineer/joiner!!!

AHAAA!!!

LOL!!

1,301 posted on 11/05/2005 12:00:19 PM PST by Lady Jag (Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
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To: Lady Jag

That sounds interesting.

Made fresh daily?


1,302 posted on 11/05/2005 12:01:19 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
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To: TASMANIANRED

Rubber, of course. Although it IS hot, I don't use leather when mud is involved.


1,303 posted on 11/05/2005 12:02:47 PM PST by Lady Jag (Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
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To: All

I'll be back later.


1,304 posted on 11/05/2005 12:04:19 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: TASMANIANRED
Made fresh daily?

No, they don't have to make them fresh. They're fresh already.

1,305 posted on 11/05/2005 12:04:23 PM PST by Lady Jag (Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
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To: TASMANIANRED

“Logic has made me hated by men”


1,306 posted on 11/05/2005 12:04:29 PM PST by MNJohnnie (I'll try to be NICER, if you will try to be SMARTER!.......Water Buckets UP!)
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To: TASMANIANRED

You would have to be gardeners - with all that countryside!!


1,307 posted on 11/05/2005 12:04:31 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: tuliptree76
I'll be back later.

BYE! Me Too. This has been fun! See ya all later. Got to go get lunch

1,308 posted on 11/05/2005 12:05:51 PM PST by MNJohnnie (I'll try to be NICER, if you will try to be SMARTER!.......Water Buckets UP!)
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To: Lady Jag

Very wise course of action.

Cowboys don't mind mud and leather.


1,309 posted on 11/05/2005 12:07:14 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
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To: MNJohnnie

If I had to choose between logical and beautiful, I'd choose logical.

Fortunately nature was kind.


1,310 posted on 11/05/2005 12:08:23 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
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To: Lady Jag

He can also pound nails all day.


1,311 posted on 11/05/2005 12:09:59 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
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To: tuliptree76

Seeya tulip!!


1,312 posted on 11/05/2005 12:10:26 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
Snooks, even in the city there is an obsession with planting.
1,313 posted on 11/05/2005 12:11:29 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
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To: TASMANIANRED
Cowboys don't mind mud and leather.

Very true. Neither do cows, really, but my whip loses its crack when it gets muddy and it's a lot of work to get it back.

1,314 posted on 11/05/2005 12:12:20 PM PST by Lady Jag (Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
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To: MNJohnnie

I'm going to get outside in the glorious autumn weather myself.

I will regret missing it when winter is here.


1,315 posted on 11/05/2005 12:12:47 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
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To: TASMANIANRED
He can also pound nails all day.

A cowboy???


1,316 posted on 11/05/2005 12:14:24 PM PST by Lady Jag (Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
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To: Lady Jag

Ohyah...


1,317 posted on 11/05/2005 12:16:50 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite; TASMANIANRED

I've been all over England and Wales in the summer when they have that contest...what do they call it...something about gardening, like the prettiest gardening town in the UK (or England only).

I've never seen anything more beautiful than all those carefully cultivated, exciting exotic and simply brilliant gardens anywhere.


1,318 posted on 11/05/2005 12:18:17 PM PST by Lady Jag (Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
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To: Stingy Dog

Hi, Son! Happy Saturday!


1,320 posted on 11/05/2005 12:38:29 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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