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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Do not dub me shapka broham
I just had a plate of bacon.

Bacon is so versatile!


1,201 posted on 11/05/2005 10:30:57 AM PST by Lady Jag (Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
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To: MNJohnnie

Right.


1,202 posted on 11/05/2005 10:31:04 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
Sorry, got confused there - you said something about 100,000 on the other thread.

That was then I know better now

1,203 posted on 11/05/2005 10:31:16 AM PST by MNJohnnie (I'll try to be NICER, if you will try to be SMARTER!.......Water Buckets UP!)
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To: TASMANIANRED

She did...all the while watching them...cleaning her paws. And her ears were doing all the work.


1,204 posted on 11/05/2005 10:31:59 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Lady Jag

~kewl~


1,205 posted on 11/05/2005 10:32:14 AM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham
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To: MNJohnnie
"What do they do with the other 1440 mins in the day?"

Is this on Mars? 'Cause Earth only has 1440 minutes in a day.

24*60=1440

Or, another way to look at it, since 12*12=144, then 12*120=1440.

1,206 posted on 11/05/2005 10:32:34 AM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: MNJohnnie

Hmm, my aim is getting worse, missing the 00 by large and large margins. Must be time for a beer


1,207 posted on 11/05/2005 10:32:39 AM PST by MNJohnnie (I'll try to be NICER, if you will try to be SMARTER!.......Water Buckets UP!)
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To: TASMANIANRED

I didn't realise that Germans had souls!


1,208 posted on 11/05/2005 10:32:42 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Lady Jag

Now THAT's funny!


1,209 posted on 11/05/2005 10:32:53 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Monkey Face

Dang, my ears are ringing.

Just got a double dose of the Squirrel in the yard Alarm.


1,210 posted on 11/05/2005 10:33:22 AM PST by TASMANIANRED (Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Have a good day.


1,211 posted on 11/05/2005 10:33:26 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: TASMANIANRED

Probably in stereo, if I'm not mistaken!


1,212 posted on 11/05/2005 10:34:02 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: MNJohnnie

When you get exhausted, the next guy in line that wants the job bites your head off.


1,213 posted on 11/05/2005 10:34:10 AM PST by TASMANIANRED (Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
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To: TASMANIANRED

Woo-hoo!

1200!


1,214 posted on 11/05/2005 10:34:34 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; Irish_Thatcherite
I meant to indicate that it was I, who was having prurient thoughts. But you started it with your humps...

That sounds like a great breakfast!!! Any grits with that?

1,215 posted on 11/05/2005 10:34:37 AM PST by Lady Jag (Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
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To: NicknamedBob
What do they do with the other 1440 mins in the day?" Is this on Mars? 'Cause Earth only has 1440 minutes in a day. 24*60=1440 Or, another way to look at it, since 12*12=144, then 12*120=1440.

Opps, what do they do the other 240 mins a day?

1,216 posted on 11/05/2005 10:35:00 AM PST by MNJohnnie (I'll try to be NICER, if you will try to be SMARTER!.......Water Buckets UP!)
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To: TASMANIANRED
Probably kinky.

So, you're a Catholic engineer.

1,217 posted on 11/05/2005 10:37:07 AM PST by Lady Jag (Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
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To: Lady Jag

Actually wrapping abcesses in raw bacon is a folk remedy that may have some merit.

Warm saline soaks is standard medical proceedure when wanting a wound to drain.

Bacon is salty. Besides it will induce the dogs to lick.


1,218 posted on 11/05/2005 10:37:21 AM PST by TASMANIANRED (Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
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To: Monkey Face

She probably made the licking sound succulent as well.


1,219 posted on 11/05/2005 10:38:16 AM PST by TASMANIANRED (Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
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To: TASMANIANRED
Actually wrapping abcesses in raw bacon is a folk remedy that may have some merit. Warm saline soaks is standard medical proceedure when wanting a wound to drain.

What's wrong with maggots for that?

1,220 posted on 11/05/2005 10:38:21 AM PST by MNJohnnie (I'll try to be NICER, if you will try to be SMARTER!.......Water Buckets UP!)
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