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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

If I had a plate of bacon, I wouldn't have it for long.

The 10%ers would want 20.


1,181 posted on 11/05/2005 10:25:37 AM PST by TASMANIANRED (Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

LOL! Cabbage is okay as long as it's cooked right.


1,182 posted on 11/05/2005 10:25:49 AM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76; Bacon Man

HOORAY FOR BACON!

:)

1,183 posted on 11/05/2005 10:26:00 AM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham
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To: TASMANIANRED

Hobbes knows they are on leashes, and she sits just out of reach, cleaning herself...teasing. It's WAY funny!


1,184 posted on 11/05/2005 10:26:38 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: MNJohnnie

Actually, it only goes to 65,536.


1,185 posted on 11/05/2005 10:26:48 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

I guess that's good...I like things here. Even rush hour isn't "busy."


1,186 posted on 11/05/2005 10:27:30 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: MNJohnnie

There is one drawback.

Occupationally induced early death.

The vast majority of lions die by usurper.


1,187 posted on 11/05/2005 10:27:35 AM PST by TASMANIANRED (Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
Actually, it only goes to 65,536.

I thought I said that. 1,100 + 63,900 = 65,000 right?

1,188 posted on 11/05/2005 10:27:54 AM PST by MNJohnnie (I'll try to be NICER, if you will try to be SMARTER!.......Water Buckets UP!)
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To: tuliptree76

Cabbage isn't ok. For me anyways.


1,189 posted on 11/05/2005 10:27:56 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite; Lady Jag; Dead Corpse; Alice au Wonderland

Consumer Notice: Because of the 'Uncertainty Principle,' It Is Impossible for the Consumer to Find Out at the Same Time Both Precisely Where This Product Is and How Fast It Is Moving.


1,190 posted on 11/05/2005 10:28:11 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Monkey Face; All
See y'all later.

Play time is over and chores must be done.

1,191 posted on 11/05/2005 10:28:42 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not all problems can be solved with a sledge hammer. Sometimes nitroglycerin is required. Or a Nuke)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

I thought that was German Soul Food.


1,192 posted on 11/05/2005 10:28:46 AM PST by TASMANIANRED (Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
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To: MNJohnnie

Sorry, got confused there - you said something about 100,000 on the other thread.


1,193 posted on 11/05/2005 10:28:58 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: MNJohnnie

Actually, the only time we hit the wall, it ended at 65,534.


1,194 posted on 11/05/2005 10:29:02 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: TASMANIANRED
The vast majority of lions die by usurper.

But Sex 40 times a day? Hell it not usurper, it's exhaustion.

1,195 posted on 11/05/2005 10:29:11 AM PST by MNJohnnie (I'll try to be NICER, if you will try to be SMARTER!.......Water Buckets UP!)
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To: tuliptree76

Cabbage is very good if cooked right.


1,196 posted on 11/05/2005 10:29:38 AM PST by TASMANIANRED (Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Later, den. Bring Bunitty next time.


1,197 posted on 11/05/2005 10:29:55 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Play time is over and chores must be done

That's why God invented Tomorrow and procrastination.

1,198 posted on 11/05/2005 10:30:23 AM PST by MNJohnnie (I'll try to be NICER, if you will try to be SMARTER!.......Water Buckets UP!)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

LOL!


1,199 posted on 11/05/2005 10:30:41 AM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Monkey Face

Hobbes....Pug tease..

The little hussy.

She probably has that come hither little tail flippy thing going.


1,200 posted on 11/05/2005 10:30:50 AM PST by TASMANIANRED (Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
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