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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Lady Jag
Ground venison?
1,161 posted on 11/05/2005 10:18:54 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: TASMANIANRED

1,162 posted on 11/05/2005 10:19:01 AM PST by Lady Jag (Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
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To: TASMANIANRED
No hockey?

That does it. Lions are off my dating list.

1,163 posted on 11/05/2005 10:19:13 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not all problems can be solved with a sledge hammer. Sometimes nitroglycerin is required. Or a Nuke)
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To: TASMANIANRED
Hey guys, Done any scrambling lately?

LOL.

I thought that Mr. Silverback's job.

:)

1,164 posted on 11/05/2005 10:19:26 AM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

For the most part.


1,165 posted on 11/05/2005 10:19:29 AM PST by tuliptree76
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To: fanfan

Coffee, no rolls.

2 sleepy hounds.


1,166 posted on 11/05/2005 10:19:45 AM PST by TASMANIANRED (Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
why is that bull smiling while he is queuing up to the milkmaid? *scratching head, looking stupid*

Are you an engineer?

1,167 posted on 11/05/2005 10:20:09 AM PST by Lady Jag (Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Still no eye deer!


1,168 posted on 11/05/2005 10:20:37 AM PST by Lady Jag (Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Still no eye deer!


1,169 posted on 11/05/2005 10:20:47 AM PST by Lady Jag (Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
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To: Monkey Face
Much better.

The Belt Pkway no longer resembles postdiluvian Earth.

:))

1,170 posted on 11/05/2005 10:21:01 AM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham
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To: Lady Jag

I see.


1,171 posted on 11/05/2005 10:21:22 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: TASMANIANRED; Lady Jag; tuliptree76
I just had a plate of bacon.
1,172 posted on 11/05/2005 10:21:40 AM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham
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To: Lady Jag

Well, that's sure not beef jerky .

I worry about guys that grin while picking bugs off their feet.

Probably kinky.


1,173 posted on 11/05/2005 10:21:55 AM PST by TASMANIANRED (Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
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To: tuliptree76

That's good!


1,174 posted on 11/05/2005 10:22:17 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

Mmmmm... Bacon.


1,175 posted on 11/05/2005 10:22:33 AM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Lady Jag

I am qualified as one.


1,176 posted on 11/05/2005 10:23:05 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: TASMANIANRED
Sleep except for on the days that they eat, drink beer and watch football.

And where do I apply for the THAT job? Sex 40 times a day, sleep, eat, watch football. I can do that job EASY.

1,177 posted on 11/05/2005 10:23:15 AM PST by MNJohnnie (I'll try to be NICER, if you will try to be SMARTER!.......Water Buckets UP!)
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

If it is his job, he's falling down on it.


1,178 posted on 11/05/2005 10:23:28 AM PST by TASMANIANRED (Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
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To: Lady Jag

He's cute.

Who is it?


1,179 posted on 11/05/2005 10:23:28 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: tuliptree76

Bacon, Ireland's national dish - pig's arse and cabbage!


1,180 posted on 11/05/2005 10:24:05 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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