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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Irish_Thatcherite

They caught me!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!


1,101 posted on 11/05/2005 9:55:59 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
Handle with care.
1,102 posted on 11/05/2005 9:56:10 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
Not too bad.

Thanks for asking.

;0)

1,103 posted on 11/05/2005 9:56:24 AM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

And latched onto you!


1,104 posted on 11/05/2005 9:56:37 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

It's great being a camel - they have humps all day long!!

Oh dear, I've watched too many Carry On films....


1,105 posted on 11/05/2005 9:57:11 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Hey, that's my joke!

What kind of milk comes from forgetful cows?
Milk of amnesia.


1,106 posted on 11/05/2005 9:57:59 AM PST by Lady Jag (Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
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To: All; NicknamedBob
Have to go now. I'm timing at the swim meet this afternoon.

I'll be back later this afternoon/evening.

NnB, when does voting begin and for how long will it last?

1,107 posted on 11/05/2005 9:58:29 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

He's a dip


1,108 posted on 11/05/2005 9:59:08 AM PST by Lady Jag (Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
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To: Lady Jag

My kids are going to love that one!


1,109 posted on 11/05/2005 9:59:28 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Ground beef.


1,110 posted on 11/05/2005 9:59:32 AM PST by Lady Jag (Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
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To: Alice au Wonderland

With eggs, yes. Same goes for cabbage for some reason....


1,111 posted on 11/05/2005 9:59:34 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Those zeros are good for nothing...


1,112 posted on 11/05/2005 10:00:18 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Lady Jag

I'd hate to see the mouse that gave birth.


1,113 posted on 11/05/2005 10:00:28 AM PST by TASMANIANRED (Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

That's good!


1,114 posted on 11/05/2005 10:00:52 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
Male lions have sex up to 40 times a day.
1,115 posted on 11/05/2005 10:01:49 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not all problems can be solved with a sledge hammer. Sometimes nitroglycerin is required. Or a Nuke)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Seeya Alice!!


1,116 posted on 11/05/2005 10:01:55 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

Hey guys, Done any scrambling lately?


1,117 posted on 11/05/2005 10:02:18 AM PST by TASMANIANRED (Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Here's an interesting joke. You can the kids 2/3 of it, but you have to save the last third till they're old enough.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

1,118 posted on 11/05/2005 10:02:38 AM PST by Lady Jag (Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
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To: Lady Jag

Cow falls in to a choppy up thingy - minced meat.


1,119 posted on 11/05/2005 10:03:02 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Only during open season.

Otherwise they have to wait for a sale like everyone else.


1,120 posted on 11/05/2005 10:03:24 AM PST by TASMANIANRED (Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
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