Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000
I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.
This is your first warning.
Do not try and resist.
It is useless.
Accept your fate.
You will be assimilated.
I have to be in the mood for horror but when the snow is blowing and the wind howling it is just a good time for being scared silly.
Depends on how is back feels.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Okay, here goes:
Two leprechauns are having a disagreement and they decide to go to the local convent to see if the nuns there can settle it for them. They knock on the door and a nun answers it.
"Pardon me, Sister, but me friend and I are havin' a friendly argument and we were wonderin' if you could settle it fer us."
"I'll try," says the nun.
"Well, Sister, we were wonderin' if there are any lady leprechaun nuns hereabouts," says one of the leprechauns.
"No, there aren't any 'round here," replies the nun.
"Well, how about in the county?" asks the other leprechaun.
"No, there aren't any in the county either," answers the nun.
"Sister, are there any lady leprechaun nuns in all of Ireland?!" asks the first leprechaun.
"No, gentlemen, there's no such thing as lady leprechaun nuns. Not anywhere," the nun replies and shuts the door.
The first leprechaun turns to the second and says, "See, Paddy! I told you, you f$$$in' a penguin!"
Thirteen Steps spring to mind, another one I like is North By Northwest.
I also like the Die Hard films - well scripted and well made!!
No, burgers.
It's our families home-spun motto in Latin: Sheep, beware!
He could be gay! Gay and happy all day long with his sexy camels!!
Ground beef!
Well, he likes humps! (sorry.)
*prurient thoughts*
Incapacited? Easy to manage?
Look whos talking!
ROFL!
Howya Dubba!!
Printed on the side of an egg:
Do not drop.
I meant to indicate that it was I, who was having prurient thoughts. But you started it with your humps comment. So there. :0P
The evil zeros approach....
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