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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Alice au Wonderland

mine?


1,001 posted on 11/05/2005 9:09:23 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Should anything involve Michael Moore's sweat gland?


1,002 posted on 11/05/2005 9:09:28 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Yessim!

Only the best for the 'Face!


1,003 posted on 11/05/2005 9:09:40 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Nice snag of the first 000!


1,004 posted on 11/05/2005 9:09:50 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: MNJohnnie
So it was a impulse purchase?

Yes. It turned out the guy selling it was an old neighbor of mine, well known to be impeccable in everything, plus he's service manager of a local Ford dealership and had resources. The car was 10 years old when I bought it and depreciation had hit it hard, yet six years later, it has maintained its value. So it drops drastically the first few years and reaches a level that it stays at.

1,005 posted on 11/05/2005 9:10:06 AM PST by Lady Jag (Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Not mine. boo hoo.


1,006 posted on 11/05/2005 9:10:14 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

WOO-HOO! You GO, Girl!


1,007 posted on 11/05/2005 9:10:17 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Now the evil zeros are after you!


1,008 posted on 11/05/2005 9:10:19 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
It was not meant.

But I will take it! :)

1,009 posted on 11/05/2005 9:10:30 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not all problems can be solved with a sledge hammer. Sometimes nitroglycerin is required. Or a Nuke)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
It should only be used as an alternative to the "nuclear option".

NnB has the gland under wraps in the lab. He might be exploring ways to weaponize it.

1,010 posted on 11/05/2005 9:11:39 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

High Their, Irish!


1,011 posted on 11/05/2005 9:11:58 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
Now the evil zeros are after you!

I will use them as a security system, they will not only destroy all intruders but clean up after themselves.

1,012 posted on 11/05/2005 9:12:10 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not all problems can be solved with a sledge hammer. Sometimes nitroglycerin is required. Or a Nuke)
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To: Monkey Face; Harmless Teddy Bear
Anyone who suffers from SAD would benefit from lots of sunlight, all year round. Which is exactly why I'm in AZ.

Somehow, staring at a computer monitor day and night, I don't notice if there's sun or not.

1,013 posted on 11/05/2005 9:13:05 AM PST by Lady Jag (Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Aw There there.

Want a brat?

(I have got to get to the store today. Brats cooked in beer are not really breakfast food)

1,014 posted on 11/05/2005 9:13:54 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not all problems can be solved with a sledge hammer. Sometimes nitroglycerin is required. Or a Nuke)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

How's the bunitty?


1,015 posted on 11/05/2005 9:13:55 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
Oh dear, we're both on this thread as well!

Yes, I noticed when things seemed to be going twice as fast!

1,016 posted on 11/05/2005 9:14:19 AM PST by Lady Jag (Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
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To: Monkey Face
Hi there back!
1,017 posted on 11/05/2005 9:14:30 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; Harmless Teddy Bear; MNJohnnie
"Does it involve Michael Moore's sweat gland? "

No. This is from the posting I made a year ago. You can see the whole thing by clicking on the link called Recap at my home page.

Step 2. Warming the continent of Antarctica -- It is simply wasteful to allow an entire continent to be ignored on a planet that is otherwise perfect for human civilization. Our plan is to use our “launch” facility to place large quantities of aluminum and other materials needed for a large (very large) mirror which will be positioned in space directly over the South Pole. A balance of forces between light pressure from the Sun and the gravitational attraction of Earth will maintain the mirror in an unstable balance point depending on the total size and mass required. The reflection of Sunlight onto the continent of Antarctica will mean that this land will no longer have six months of sunlight followed by six months of darkness. Instead, it will have six months of sunlight, followed by six months of double-sunlight. Once the mirror is in place, night will never fall on Antarctica again! Because the resultant warming would melt the ice and cause global sea levels to rise, our previously enacted plan of launching ice loads into orbit will be even more important. We must send sufficient ice off-planet to prevent ocean level rise. Our plan is to send it to Mars.

1,018 posted on 11/05/2005 9:15:08 AM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Until the zeros turn against you!


1,019 posted on 11/05/2005 9:15:17 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Lady Jag

But your body does. I have to have light...lots of it. All year round. But CFIDS makes my eyes light-senstive, so I have a lot of pain associtated with sudden brightness.

*sigh*


1,020 posted on 11/05/2005 9:15:20 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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