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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000
I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.
This is your first warning.
Do not try and resist.
It is useless.
Accept your fate.
You will be assimilated.
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To: Monkey Face; Alice au Wonderland
Pay no attention to the silly goose in the glass.
I'm proud of you for rolling out of bed (if you say "rolling" it sounds more active). Mornings are wonderful! The only drawback is that they come at such an inconvenient time of day!
961
posted on
11/05/2005 8:32:16 AM PST
by
Lady Jag
(Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
To: All
Ah, my deeyuh flends. Is it going up, as they say? You knew thet Kim had to reave this mohning, yes? I hope to enjoy deh time thet we may spend toogeddah in this prace of which we meet. Puhaps we have some cocoa and watch one of, what you carr, chick frick?
962
posted on
11/05/2005 8:32:21 AM PST
by
Das Outsider
(Russian Vampire Gang? Never heard of it.)
To: NicknamedBob
There's no "wind" in space, or so I thought.
I still prefer UTS Stunehenge.
963
posted on
11/05/2005 8:34:05 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
To: Monkey Face
Well, hello everyone. I'm going to check back through the thread and read some.
I've been here and lurking but just haven't posted. This is babysit the g/kids week. They're off seeing "Chicken Little" for about 1 hr and 20 minutes and it's so quiet here...Lovin it.
964
posted on
11/05/2005 8:34:33 AM PST
by
queenkathy
(I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.)
To: Lady Jag
That is true...especially when the mornings are dark...
965
posted on
11/05/2005 8:36:10 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: Lady Jag
Old Doc Tsu says that mornings should be abolished. In lieu of that, however, those who prefer mornings should have them quietly and in private so as not to disturb those whose hearts do not begin beating until noon.
Unfortunately, she has to roll out of bed to begin rounds at 4:30 AM.
966
posted on
11/05/2005 8:37:09 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
To: queenkathy
Hi!
Good to see you again! I hope things in your life are back to normal, now. I'm hoping to see "Chicken Little" too...I just have to get myself out the door!!
967
posted on
11/05/2005 8:37:49 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: queenkathy
Good Morning Highness....
968
posted on
11/05/2005 8:39:25 AM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(I'll try to be NICER, if you will try to be SMARTER!.......Water Buckets UP!)
To: queenkathy
Hello! 'Face is making cinnamon rolls, so grab a cup of coffee from the kitchen and enjoy the read.
We are trying to decide what to name our space ship. Talk to NicknamedBob if you want in on it.
969
posted on
11/05/2005 8:39:26 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
To: Alice au Wonderland; Dead Corpse
Ooooh! I 69'd. Does DC have a graphic that he's allowed to share for this one?
970
posted on
11/05/2005 8:40:32 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
To: MNJohnnie
I stumbled into a good deal when I wasn't looking for a car. I'd always wanted a Jag and this was the biggest sedan made, while I'd been driving sport cars with 5 speed manual trannies. Jag is an awesome car. Flies over speed bumps without even noticing.
971
posted on
11/05/2005 8:42:30 AM PST
by
Lady Jag
(Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
To: Lady Jag
How much time does it spend in the shop? I was under the impression that they are high maintenance.
972
posted on
11/05/2005 8:43:22 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
To: Alice au Wonderland
I have another Alice graphic somewhere.
973
posted on
11/05/2005 8:45:11 AM PST
by
Lady Jag
(Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
To: Alice au Wonderland
974
posted on
11/05/2005 8:46:01 AM PST
by
4mycountry
(Now that's just freaking freaky.)
To: Monkey Face
That is true...especially when the mornings are dark... It is practically all dark all the time now with DST gone.
975
posted on
11/05/2005 8:47:12 AM PST
by
Lady Jag
(Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
To: Lady Jag
Flies over speed bumps without even noticing.
So it was a impulse purchase?
976
posted on
11/05/2005 8:49:26 AM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(I'll try to be NICER, if you will try to be SMARTER!.......Water Buckets UP!)
To: Lady Jag
I'm glad I'm not in Alaska...
977
posted on
11/05/2005 8:49:42 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: Monkey Face
Or the south pole. I have friend who voluntarily signs up to work there during their winter. Darkness for months on end....I'd start killing things.
978
posted on
11/05/2005 8:51:57 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
To: Das Outsider
A dull roar that had gone unnoticed began growing. Was it an airplane? A truck? But it grew louder and louder; it couldn't possibly be! The ground began to tremble--or was it you? Sorry folks. I shouldn't have had brats and beans for breakfast.
979
posted on
11/05/2005 8:56:25 AM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Not all problems can be solved with a sledge hammer. Sometimes nitroglycerin is required. Or a Nuke)
To: Alice au Wonderland
I'd start killing things. Hear that. I hibernate. I pretty much go to sleep about Nov 1st and wake up around April 15th.
980
posted on
11/05/2005 8:56:26 AM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(I'll try to be NICER, if you will try to be SMARTER!.......Water Buckets UP!)
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