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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: A CA Guy; fanfan
"... I did get two cases of food poisoning at Stater Bros ..."

Is it cheaper by the case?

10,021 posted on 11/30/2005 7:26:05 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Were you in tune or was this a Yoko Ono deal you had going there?


10,022 posted on 11/30/2005 7:26:07 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: fanfan

It is a specialized bologna with Italian roots I think.


10,023 posted on 11/30/2005 7:27:30 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: A CA Guy
HEY!!!

My singing was.....well..good enough!

Yoko Ono. Yuck!
10,024 posted on 11/30/2005 7:28:24 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: NicknamedBob

There was many months between attempts and I was hit both times.
I have not tried again since.

Try turkey ham, taste like ham and is better for you. Tastes great by the way.


10,025 posted on 11/30/2005 7:28:45 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: A CA Guy
Hmm.

Now you are trying to tell me that when Italian women go gray, that actually go blue?
10,026 posted on 11/30/2005 7:30:16 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: EsmeraldaA

So you were American Idol material? Alright!


10,027 posted on 11/30/2005 7:30:47 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: A CA Guy
LOL!

No way in hell!!!
10,028 posted on 11/30/2005 7:32:29 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: fanfan

You actually are right about the deli meat going gray IMO.

I see them still leaving meat in the deli that looks a whole different color than the never-opened stuff.


10,029 posted on 11/30/2005 7:32:39 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: EsmeraldaA
I was at an event where I watched 425 pound Reuben (named after a sandwich) had to crawl to the middle of a stadium and then had to climb stairs.

Looks like he was going to kick the bucket right there.
10,030 posted on 11/30/2005 7:35:13 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: A CA Guy; fanfan
"... meat in the deli that looks a whole different color ..."

Can't we talk about something less stomach-turning? Like planet-smashing asteroids and stuff?

10,031 posted on 11/30/2005 7:37:23 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: NicknamedBob
Murtha?

10,032 posted on 11/30/2005 7:40:45 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: NicknamedBob; A CA Guy; All
I would suggest Omni Magazine, but I'm biased.



Have a good night everyone

10,033 posted on 11/30/2005 7:42:00 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: A CA Guy

My goodness, was he one of the finalists some season?


10,034 posted on 11/30/2005 7:43:09 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA

Yes, he won a couple of ears ago and obesity made him not perform.
Clay Akins came in second.


10,035 posted on 11/30/2005 7:55:17 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: A CA Guy
Ohhh I heard of Clay Akins? Atkins? whatever...
I like his singing.
10,036 posted on 11/30/2005 8:09:14 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA

Yes, Kathy Griffin does a whole bit about how gay his is, including his dog with the pink ribbons.


10,037 posted on 11/30/2005 8:10:43 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: A CA Guy
LOL!
I said I liked his 'singing'.

For eye candy; I can turn.....just turn.
10,038 posted on 11/30/2005 8:29:51 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: All

Blooming! 10,039 posts on the cc!


10,039 posted on 11/30/2005 8:31:41 PM PST by Cronos (Never forget 9/11. Restore Hagia Sophia!)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite; A CA Guy; Darksheare; EsmeraldaA; NicknamedBob

Going to bed. Night.


10,040 posted on 11/30/2005 8:44:12 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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