[pissant]

They forgot Schmitz: You have shot more humans during your hunting trips than deer.

[elc]

Guinness

If you drink Guinness regularly there is a distinct possibility your girlfriend/wife will kick you out of the house because of the G-d awful smells you create the morning after.

[pissant]

CORRECTION: Bud light should be this:

"You want to drink one of the three major beer brands, yet luckily aren't burdened by any concerns of how beer tastes. Commercials have a hypnotic effect on you; additionally, you find Cedric the Entertainer to be very hilarious. There is also a large chance that you are from St. Louis or surrounding areas, and thus have a blind allegiance to all Anheuser-Busch products; an allegiance that is only enhanced by the Jumbo cups of beer served at Cardinals games."

Sorry for the error!!!!

[Fierce Allegiance]

Strange how the Keystone & Bud light are identical.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Well imagine you hosting a beer thread and not inviting me.

r-q-tek86, your Guinness is waiting.

[scott says]

Do you remember the generic beer? Horrific. If you drink this you have no personality,money or taste.

[onyx]

What? No mention of Miller Lite!

[Millee]

I think mine come home empty. I don't know what the hell happens to them?!

[PoorMuttly]

Hoppin' Gator.

The only guy I knew who drank this also dipped his cigarettes in gasoline.

I guess it helped the flavor.

[kevkrom]

None

You drink only hard alcohol, and you like it that way. Beer is for wimps who can't handle the real stuff. Wine is acceptable as a last resort, at meal times only.

[COBOL2Java]

When I was in college in the '70s we would go out and buy a case of "Iron City". IIRC you could pick it up for about $3. That's about all we could afford, but it was pretty darn good!

[Porterville]

The very best ever

[Sax]

I like Fullers ESB - bitter ales that make your tongue feeling like it's just been whacked by a tougue depressor, but I'm no beer snob - I'll fit in whatever's available - Hamm's is my guilty pleasure beer. Watery yes, but if you just mowing the lawn, watery is ok. "From the land of the sky blue waters!"

Once in a while - gotta hit one the high octane beers like EKU 28, or Samiclaus - it's always funny to see someone taste these for the first time!

[Petronski]

Red Stripe

You enjoy beer that tastes like an aluminum can, even straight from the bottle.

[najida]

What about Killians?

[Poser]

I've got an old Coke machine in the garage. It has 5 buttons but I only use two.

One is Diet Pepsi
The other is labeled Cheap Beer (I set the machine to 5 cents)

Of course, I have PBR in the Cheap Beer column.

[Allegra]

Come on over here for some in-depth analysis...

[hispanarepublicana]

I like Oktoberfest or Shiner Bach.

[MamaTexan]

The only kind that will pass Papa's lips....

Personally, when I drink, I want a REAL drink, so I like WHISKEY!!

[CONSERVE]

I like Labatts.

[alisasny]

My 2 favorite beers sadly are Natural Light and Keystone Light. GO FIGURE. I'm not cheap either just have an acquired taste for them over other beers. If out I will drink a Coors light, Mic light or Bud light depending on what they offer on tap : )