[elc]

Guinness

If you drink Guinness regularly there is a distinct possibility your girlfriend/wife will kick you out of the house because of the G-d awful smells you create the morning after.

[pissant]

Like giving your dog an ox tail. ;o)

[Woman on Caroline Street]

Actually, Keystone would do that to my husband. His skin literally stunk from it. From what I understand, Keystone Light is the same thing as Coors Light, but differently packaged to garner the "hobby drinker" market, whereas Coors Light is priced higher and promoted and packaged to be attractive to the "Look at me! I'm almost 21 and drinking BEER! I'm SOOOO Bad." The cans are usually found burnt and charred (somewhat...cans don't burn dummies) in a hillbilly firepit in the woods.

We both drink Michelob light when the occasion calls for someone picking up a six pack or two. Tastes good as well. Personally, I'm a Yuengling Lager gal. I wonder what that says about me.

Anyone here remember Genesee Cream Ale? It sounds like it would taste really good, but it's only something your dad would drink.

[SmithL]

In Richmond (CA) they call it Genius Beer because they think it makes them smarter.