Always ready for a guinness!
Posted on 07/29/2005 7:51:34 AM PDT by pissant
Keystone Light
You need 30 beers in one package but you only have $10. Also, for some reason you need to get drunk. There is a slight possibility that your taste buds were destroyed in some horrible accident during your days as a fire breather with a traveling freak show, enabling you to consume many Keystones without making a horrifed, disgusted face every time you swallow.
Bud Light
You need 30 beers in one package but you only have $10. Also, for some reason you need to get drunk. There is a slight possibility that your taste buds were destroyed in some horrible accident during your days as a fire breather with a traveling freak show, enabling you to consume many Keystones without making a horrifed, disgusted face every time you swallow.
Original Coors
You have never met me, because I don't know anyone who drinks this beer. I imagine, though, that you are some sort of mountain man with a scruffy beard who could use refreshment after spending weeks in the Rockies distancing himself from the trivialities of the modern world.
Corona Extra
You are married, live in the suburbs and are having friends over for a barbecue. There is also a chance that you really enjoy limes, but are having a difficult time working them into your diet. Small things amuse you and you enjoy watching the lime fizzle in the bottle after you stick your finger in and turn it upside down to achieve maximum limey pleasure.
Stag
Your stomach did something to make you angry and now you are returning the favor. You enjoy spending time on the toilet and will do it often for about three days if you drink a six pack of this beer-flavored laxative. Hunting is probably one of your hobbies and the red deer on the gold can is understandably difficult to pass up. Also, you may have lost a bet or are blind and could not tell which beer you were purchasing.
Guinness
You consider yourself something of a serious beer connoisseur. Undoubtedly you enjoy the occasional cup of coffee, as your choice of beer has a similar taste. When at a pub you like to partake in this brand because the foam on the top provides the opportunity for you to get a foam mustache and show your friends how funny you look. If you drink this beer regularly, you most likely claim some degree of Irish heritage. In all likelihood there was/is a "Guinness is Good For You" sign in your dorm/fraternity room/apartment.
Old Style (better known as Doggy Style)
You are at Wrigley Field watching the Cubs. There is no other excuse to drink this.
Michelob Ultra
You desire to be fit and attractive very much, but are unwilling to give up things—like beer drinking—that are necessary to achieve this goal. The word "carbs" was an important part of your vocabulary during the low carbs craze, but you are not really sure what the benefits of cutting carbs out of your diet might be. However, to be safe, you will drink a beer that claims to be low in carbs.
Something about Killian's gives me gas that could pass for Saddam's missing WMDs.
I don't think they are at all !
Keystone Light is OK but I don't like Bud Light.
It's all getting to darn expensive anyway.
I've got an old Coke machine in the garage. It has 5 buttons but I only use two.
One is Diet Pepsi
The other is labeled Cheap Beer (I set the machine to 5 cents)
Of course, I have PBR in the Cheap Beer column.
Come on over here for some in-depth analysis...
Geez!!! PING
Yeah, you spelled it right. I think your car says as much as the beer you drink! LOL! :)
Hmmm,
And all this time I thought the gas thing was my Austrian genetics.
I developed a taste for PBR in college in Oklahoma. That insane state sells 3.2 beer along with regular strength beer. In the early 1980s, the major brewers got into a pissing contest with state regulators and pulled all their normal-strength swill from stores. Which meant if I wanted real beer that a college student could afford, it was PBR or Little Kings.
LOL! And if we had a couple bucks more, we'd go buy some "Pearl Light". Incredible how much buzz you could get from a so-called "light" beer...
I like Rolling Rock. Never got a hangover from it.
I like Oktoberfest or Shiner Bach.
Always ready for a guinness!
To each his own. Some people like Yeungling. I would rather not drink if that was the only beer available, and I reallly reallly like to drink beer.
Personally, when I drink, I want a REAL drink, so I like WHISKEY!!
doh!
bach=bock
(that's what I get for passing out on the piano).
I like Labatts.
Beer lovers PING
Benjamin Franklin.
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