Do you remember the generic beer? Horrific. If you drink this you have no personality,money or taste.
Posted on 07/29/2005 7:51:34 AM PDT by pissant
Keystone Light
You need 30 beers in one package but you only have $10. Also, for some reason you need to get drunk. There is a slight possibility that your taste buds were destroyed in some horrible accident during your days as a fire breather with a traveling freak show, enabling you to consume many Keystones without making a horrifed, disgusted face every time you swallow.
Bud Light
You need 30 beers in one package but you only have $10. Also, for some reason you need to get drunk. There is a slight possibility that your taste buds were destroyed in some horrible accident during your days as a fire breather with a traveling freak show, enabling you to consume many Keystones without making a horrifed, disgusted face every time you swallow.
Original Coors
You have never met me, because I don't know anyone who drinks this beer. I imagine, though, that you are some sort of mountain man with a scruffy beard who could use refreshment after spending weeks in the Rockies distancing himself from the trivialities of the modern world.
Corona Extra
You are married, live in the suburbs and are having friends over for a barbecue. There is also a chance that you really enjoy limes, but are having a difficult time working them into your diet. Small things amuse you and you enjoy watching the lime fizzle in the bottle after you stick your finger in and turn it upside down to achieve maximum limey pleasure.
Stag
Your stomach did something to make you angry and now you are returning the favor. You enjoy spending time on the toilet and will do it often for about three days if you drink a six pack of this beer-flavored laxative. Hunting is probably one of your hobbies and the red deer on the gold can is understandably difficult to pass up. Also, you may have lost a bet or are blind and could not tell which beer you were purchasing.
Guinness
You consider yourself something of a serious beer connoisseur. Undoubtedly you enjoy the occasional cup of coffee, as your choice of beer has a similar taste. When at a pub you like to partake in this brand because the foam on the top provides the opportunity for you to get a foam mustache and show your friends how funny you look. If you drink this beer regularly, you most likely claim some degree of Irish heritage. In all likelihood there was/is a "Guinness is Good For You" sign in your dorm/fraternity room/apartment.
Old Style (better known as Doggy Style)
You are at Wrigley Field watching the Cubs. There is no other excuse to drink this.
Michelob Ultra
You desire to be fit and attractive very much, but are unwilling to give up things—like beer drinking—that are necessary to achieve this goal. The word "carbs" was an important part of your vocabulary during the low carbs craze, but you are not really sure what the benefits of cutting carbs out of your diet might be. However, to be safe, you will drink a beer that claims to be low in carbs.
"You want to drink one of the three major beer brands, yet luckily aren't burdened by any concerns of how beer tastes. Commercials have a hypnotic effect on you; additionally, you find Cedric the Entertainer to be very hilarious. There is also a large chance that you are from St. Louis or surrounding areas, and thus have a blind allegiance to all Anheuser-Busch products; an allegiance that is only enhanced by the Jumbo cups of beer served at Cardinals games."
Sorry for the error!!!!
Strange how the Keystone & Bud light are identical.
Like giving your dog an ox tail. ;o)
Do you remember the generic beer? Horrific. If you drink this you have no personality,money or taste.
What? No mention of Miller Lite!
I think mine come home empty. I don't know what the hell happens to them?!
Actually, Keystone would do that to my husband. His skin literally stunk from it. From what I understand, Keystone Light is the same thing as Coors Light, but differently packaged to garner the "hobby drinker" market, whereas Coors Light is priced higher and promoted and packaged to be attractive to the "Look at me! I'm almost 21 and drinking BEER! I'm SOOOO Bad." The cans are usually found burnt and charred (somewhat...cans don't burn dummies) in a hillbilly firepit in the woods.
We both drink Michelob light when the occasion calls for someone picking up a six pack or two. Tastes good as well. Personally, I'm a Yuengling Lager gal. I wonder what that says about me.
Anyone here remember Genesee Cream Ale? It sounds like it would taste really good, but it's only something your dad would drink.
"You want to drink one of the three major beer brands, yet luckily aren't burdened by any concerns of how beer tastes..."
Bingo
Hoppin' Gator.
The only guy I knew who drank this also dipped his cigarettes in gasoline.
I guess it helped the flavor.
Oh geez. Pissant. I shoulda known. You always make me laugh.
see post 3 for correction!
Beer needs no invitation. The door is wide open! :o)
Get out of my head.
It's like going into a "beer bar" with 40 premium micro-brews on tap and over 100 in the fridge (Oh, how I miss Elmer Sudds and the Frambosenbier on draft) and then proceed to order a bottle of Coors Lite.
Definitely a gal with good taste! :-)
Yes, I had a few "beer-beers" in my day. They made it at the Lucky Lager brewery in Vancouver, Washington. It was Lucky beer in a different can!
They still sell MIller Lite? LOL
We used to get that crap cheap. Either that, red, White & Blue or Narragansett. About $6 a case when I was in high school. Load up the old station wagon!
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