"You want to drink one of the three major beer brands, yet luckily aren't burdened by any concerns of how beer tastes..."
Bingo
Get out of my head.
It's like going into a "beer bar" with 40 premium micro-brews on tap and over 100 in the fridge (Oh, how I miss Elmer Sudds and the Frambosenbier on draft) and then proceed to order a bottle of Coors Lite.
That was 100% accurate. LOL