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**** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINES THREAD - LITE ****
All of us ^ | 6/10/05 | F/A

Posted on 06/10/2005 6:01:56 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance

TheBigB has given me the go-ahead to put up this weeks OFST. Thanks, B! Hurry back!

Last week we had some rough spots, so R-Q-TEK86 had the following ground-rules suggestion for this weeks thread:

By entering this silly thread, I promise to…

Honor the spirit of silliness. Eat Spam, eggs, Spam, Spam and Spam. Not ask to see any of Jersey Republican Biker Chick’s body parts. Stand on my desk, flap my arms and make sounds like a chicken. Spew milk through my nose at something ArGee posts. Make at least one blonde joke. Post a joke that makes people groan. Ponder the question “Is ‘Civil Engineer’ an oxymoron?” Try to solve the mystery of who ctlpdad really is. Make a reference to AYBABTU. Disavow everything that Howard Dean stands for. Post a “Pearls Before Swine” cartoon (Dog Gone only). Make the guy in the next cubicle wonder what’s so funny. Post a picture of my favorite refreshing beverage. Quack like the Aflac duck. Not post gratuitous cheesecake or beefcake pictures. Tell JimWforBush a joke about engineers. Make a pun. Use “series” instead of “serious” and “hugh” instead of “huge”. Ask r-q-tek86 if all architects are gay. Stand facing the back of the elevator on the way back from lunch. Post a picture that made me snort the first time I saw it. Do a silly walk. Make an obscure reference to “Young Frankenstein”. Ignore this thread.


TOPICS: Agriculture; Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Gardening; Hobbies; Humor; Miscellaneous; Music/Entertainment; Outdoors; Pets/Animals; Poetry; Society; Sports; Test Topic, Ignore It; UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: cheesymoose; cowbells; dirtyoldbabes; dirtyoldmen; hotstuff; moosecheese
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To: Fierce Allegiance
Today is my daughters Annie & Abbie 9th brithday.


341 posted on 06/10/2005 8:45:14 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (This is not your granddaddy's America...)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

I think so. But I only wear work boots, so I can't be sure. ;-)


342 posted on 06/10/2005 8:45:34 AM PDT by SilentServiceCPOWife (We are merely players, performers & portrayers, each another's audience outside the gilded cage)
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To: peacebaby

Well, with that pic, I think we ALL win. :O)


343 posted on 06/10/2005 8:45:39 AM PDT by Petronski (Veni Vidi Venti: I came, I saw, I drank a lottta coffee.)
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To: MamaTexan

you're darn right! I can barely see to type...


344 posted on 06/10/2005 8:46:11 AM PDT by raivyn (I don't know what you just said, but you special!)
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To: najida

I can only imagine if we started a picture thread, the hell we would get.


345 posted on 06/10/2005 8:46:20 AM PDT by JimWforBush (A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?)
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To: Ronin; Fierce Allegiance; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; TheBigB

Here ya' go Ronin. Thought JRBC would like it too......


A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine, shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.

A little while later a Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.

The little boy replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called turpentine."

The Priest took a small vial of clear liquid out of his pocket and said,

"No, this is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called Holy Water.
If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant women's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby."


The little boy replied, "That ain't nothin'. You take some of this here turpentine and rub it on a cat's ass and he'll pass a motorcycle."


346 posted on 06/10/2005 8:46:32 AM PDT by appalachian_dweller (Until the borders are closed there is NO security. Get Prepared. Stay Prepared.)
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To: newfrpr04

A guy says to his buddy, "Do you talk to your wife after sex?" The first guy says, "Yes, if I can find a phone."


347 posted on 06/10/2005 8:46:51 AM PDT by peacebaby (Hillary Clinton as president of America, over my dead body.)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

Happy Birthday, Annie and Abbie!


348 posted on 06/10/2005 8:47:09 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Ailerons make the world go 'round!)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

Happy Birthday to your girls!

Great pictures.


349 posted on 06/10/2005 8:47:31 AM PDT by SilentServiceCPOWife (We are merely players, performers & portrayers, each another's audience outside the gilded cage)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

Happy Birthday Annie & Abbie!!


350 posted on 06/10/2005 8:47:41 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

Happy Birthday Annie & Abbie!


351 posted on 06/10/2005 8:48:09 AM PDT by JimWforBush (A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?)
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To: JimWforBush
Come on, somebody's gotta take the next step downhill...... did I miss anyone?
352 posted on 06/10/2005 8:48:15 AM PDT by day10 (Rules cannot substitute for character.)
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To: JimWforBush

True,
sadly,
true.


353 posted on 06/10/2005 8:48:41 AM PDT by najida (Adrenaline, sugar, caffiene and chocolate....breakfast of champions.)
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To: ArGee

Q: What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
A: Outlaws are wanted.


354 posted on 06/10/2005 8:48:52 AM PDT by peacebaby (Hillary Clinton as president of America, over my dead body.)
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To: peacebaby
my first attempt to post a photo and it only posts the link. Can someone explain to me how to post a pic?

If you haven't already heard this, try taking the &quot out of the link.

If that doesn't work, try standing on top of your desk and shouting at the top of your lungs, "If I see this ONE MORE TIME I'm going to amputate somebody's legs!"

That won't help, but it might be fun.

Shalom.

355 posted on 06/10/2005 8:48:57 AM PDT by ArGee (Why do we let the abnormal tell us what's normal?)
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To: JimWforBush
LOLOL ....good one
356 posted on 06/10/2005 8:49:04 AM PDT by PaulaB (Proud Member Of the White Christian Party)
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To: appalachian_dweller

You may have something there!!


357 posted on 06/10/2005 8:49:05 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

They're gorgeous!

Whoo hoo,
Are you in for the ride of your life during the next 8 years or so...he he he.


358 posted on 06/10/2005 8:50:01 AM PDT by najida (Adrenaline, sugar, caffiene and chocolate....breakfast of champions.)
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To: day10

DUH! Let me try again....

Come on, somebody's gotta take the next step downhill......

< Dashing Dasher >
< NJBC >
< najida >
< raivyn >
< AuntBee >
< MissBehave >
< SilentServiceCPOWife >
< LadyJag >

did I miss anyone?


359 posted on 06/10/2005 8:50:38 AM PDT by day10 (Rules cannot substitute for character.)
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To: day10

Yes, me...


360 posted on 06/10/2005 8:51:42 AM PDT by EX52D
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