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To: newfrpr04

A guy says to his buddy, "Do you talk to your wife after sex?" The first guy says, "Yes, if I can find a phone."


347 posted on 06/10/2005 8:46:51 AM PDT by peacebaby (Hillary Clinton as president of America, over my dead body.)
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To: peacebaby

"A guy says to his buddy, "Do you talk to your wife after sex?" The first guy says, "Yes, if I can find a phone.""

Rodney Dangerfield once said, "My wife and I are trying to quit smoking. We only smoke after sex. I've had the same pack since 1975. But I'm worried about my wife...she's up to three packs a day!"


449 posted on 06/10/2005 9:21:29 AM PDT by fredhead ("It is a good thing war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it." General Robert E. Lee)
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To: peacebaby

Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "RINGS"
-The Engagement Ring
- The Wedding Ring
- The Suffe-ring
- The Endu-ring

First year marriage life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the 2nd year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the 3rd year, they both speak and the Neigbors listen.


555 posted on 06/10/2005 9:55:19 AM PDT by newfrpr04
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