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**** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINES THREAD - LITE ****
All of us ^
| 6/10/05
| F/A
Posted on 06/10/2005 6:01:56 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance
TheBigB has given me the go-ahead to put up this weeks OFST. Thanks, B! Hurry back!
Last week we had some rough spots, so R-Q-TEK86 had the following ground-rules suggestion for this weeks thread:
By entering this silly thread, I promise to
Honor the spirit of silliness. Eat Spam, eggs, Spam, Spam and Spam. Not ask to see any of Jersey Republican Biker Chicks body parts. Stand on my desk, flap my arms and make sounds like a chicken. Spew milk through my nose at something ArGee posts. Make at least one blonde joke. Post a joke that makes people groan. Ponder the question Is Civil Engineer an oxymoron? Try to solve the mystery of who ctlpdad really is. Make a reference to AYBABTU. Disavow everything that Howard Dean stands for. Post a Pearls Before Swine cartoon (Dog Gone only). Make the guy in the next cubicle wonder whats so funny. Post a picture of my favorite refreshing beverage. Quack like the Aflac duck. Not post gratuitous cheesecake or beefcake pictures. Tell JimWforBush a joke about engineers. Make a pun. Use series instead of serious and hugh instead of huge. Ask r-q-tek86 if all architects are gay. Stand facing the back of the elevator on the way back from lunch. Post a picture that made me snort the first time I saw it. Do a silly walk. Make an obscure reference to Young Frankenstein. Ignore this thread.
TOPICS: Agriculture; Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Gardening; Hobbies; Humor; Miscellaneous; Music/Entertainment; Outdoors; Pets/Animals; Poetry; Society; Sports; Test Topic, Ignore It; UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: cheesymoose; cowbells; dirtyoldbabes; dirtyoldmen; hotstuff; moosecheese
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To: Fierce Allegiance
Ya know,
F me pumps...
All girls have a pair in their closet....
Really ;)
321
posted on
06/10/2005 8:39:39 AM PDT
by
najida
(Adrenaline, sugar, caffiene and chocolate....breakfast of champions.)
To: Dashing Dasher
I just don't know where I could wear any of that stuff! LOL Me neither. Some of 'em are rank, to say the least!
322
posted on
06/10/2005 8:40:05 AM PDT
by
MamaTexan
(God -- Bless and keep our troops ............... past, present, and future!)
To: najida
Don't worry, you're forgiven! (And here's an imaginary BEEFCAKE PIC for you:)
323
posted on
06/10/2005 8:40:11 AM PDT
by
raivyn
(I don't know what you just said, but you special!)
To: Dashing Dasher
324
posted on
06/10/2005 8:40:44 AM PDT
by
raivyn
(I don't know what you just said, but you special!)
Comment #325 Removed by Moderator
To: najida
All the girls I knew before marriage did.
326
posted on
06/10/2005 8:40:57 AM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(This is not your granddaddy's America...)
To: PaulaB
327
posted on
06/10/2005 8:41:00 AM PDT
by
JimWforBush
(A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?)
To: raivyn
328
posted on
06/10/2005 8:41:05 AM PDT
by
najida
(Adrenaline, sugar, caffiene and chocolate....breakfast of champions.)
To: JimWforBush
329
posted on
06/10/2005 8:41:19 AM PDT
by
JimWforBush
(A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?)
To: najida
330
posted on
06/10/2005 8:41:38 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Ailerons make the world go 'round!)
To: Dashing Dasher
You know I love Howie Ling. Now you have out my mind in that dirty place. This is supposed to be a clean thread!
I have to go to my anti-sex mantra again.
Alan Colmes Naked...Alan Colmes Naked...Alan Colmes Naked...Alan Colmes Naked...Alan Colmes Naked...
331
posted on
06/10/2005 8:42:34 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Fierce Allegiance; Dashing Dasher; All
Okay, last one for now...gotta take the kiddos to the library-
332
posted on
06/10/2005 8:43:21 AM PDT
by
MamaTexan
(God -- Bless and keep our troops ............... past, present, and future!)
To: najida
"~~sigh~~
I miss my guys."
And I miss the gals.
333
posted on
06/10/2005 8:43:33 AM PDT
by
JimWforBush
(A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?)
To: Dillybird
OMG! That took alot of time! I saw one pic of an apt. that had been aluminum foiled. The guy even put foil on the toilet paper, and then re-rolled it! It was a prank on his friend or something...
334
posted on
06/10/2005 8:43:58 AM PDT
by
raivyn
(I don't know what you just said, but you special!)
To: Dashing Dasher
I got to stand next to Howie when they retired his number at Villanova. He's cuter in person, if that's possible!
335
posted on
06/10/2005 8:44:10 AM PDT
by
Hoodlum91
(The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. - Humphrey Bogart)
To: colorcountry
....Because there's twenty of them! OK, this won't work in print, but it will be funny if you try it on your coworkers. Ask them this question:
If a farmer has twenty sick sheep and one dies, how many are left?
No matter how carefully you say this, if you don't put pauses between the words the person you ask will hear this question:
If a farmer has twenty-six sheep and one dies, how many are left?
They will answer 25 and go nuts when you tell them the correct answer is 19. If you can get someone in on the joke to give you the correct answer after you've old several people, "No, try again" you can have some real fun.
Try it.
Shalom.
336
posted on
06/10/2005 8:44:20 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(Why do we let the abnormal tell us what's normal?)
To: JimWforBush
Wanna go start a picture thread?
Only rules are 'No nekkidity' and not snarks from the opposite sex about the pics?
337
posted on
06/10/2005 8:44:42 AM PDT
by
najida
(Adrenaline, sugar, caffiene and chocolate....breakfast of champions.)
Comment #338 Removed by Moderator
To: najida
339
posted on
06/10/2005 8:44:51 AM PDT
by
raivyn
(I don't know what you just said, but you special!)
To: Hoodlum91
I WANT HOWIE!!!!
I'm gonna rename my BOB, Howie!
340
posted on
06/10/2005 8:45:12 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Ailerons make the world go 'round!)
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