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**** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINES THREAD - LITE ****
All of us ^ | 6/10/05 | F/A

Posted on 06/10/2005 6:01:56 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance

TheBigB has given me the go-ahead to put up this weeks OFST. Thanks, B! Hurry back!

Last week we had some rough spots, so R-Q-TEK86 had the following ground-rules suggestion for this weeks thread:

By entering this silly thread, I promise to…

Honor the spirit of silliness. Eat Spam, eggs, Spam, Spam and Spam. Not ask to see any of Jersey Republican Biker Chick’s body parts. Stand on my desk, flap my arms and make sounds like a chicken. Spew milk through my nose at something ArGee posts. Make at least one blonde joke. Post a joke that makes people groan. Ponder the question “Is ‘Civil Engineer’ an oxymoron?” Try to solve the mystery of who ctlpdad really is. Make a reference to AYBABTU. Disavow everything that Howard Dean stands for. Post a “Pearls Before Swine” cartoon (Dog Gone only). Make the guy in the next cubicle wonder what’s so funny. Post a picture of my favorite refreshing beverage. Quack like the Aflac duck. Not post gratuitous cheesecake or beefcake pictures. Tell JimWforBush a joke about engineers. Make a pun. Use “series” instead of “serious” and “hugh” instead of “huge”. Ask r-q-tek86 if all architects are gay. Stand facing the back of the elevator on the way back from lunch. Post a picture that made me snort the first time I saw it. Do a silly walk. Make an obscure reference to “Young Frankenstein”. Ignore this thread.


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To: Fierce Allegiance

Ya know,
F me pumps...

All girls have a pair in their closet....

Really ;)


321 posted on 06/10/2005 8:39:39 AM PDT by najida (Adrenaline, sugar, caffiene and chocolate....breakfast of champions.)
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To: Dashing Dasher
I just don't know where I could wear any of that stuff!

LOL Me neither. Some of 'em are rank, to say the least!

322 posted on 06/10/2005 8:40:05 AM PDT by MamaTexan (God -- Bless and keep our troops ............... past, present, and future!)
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To: najida
Don't worry, you're forgiven! (And here's an imaginary BEEFCAKE PIC for you:)


323 posted on 06/10/2005 8:40:11 AM PDT by raivyn (I don't know what you just said, but you special!)
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To: Dashing Dasher

No problem - I found it!


324 posted on 06/10/2005 8:40:44 AM PDT by raivyn (I don't know what you just said, but you special!)
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To: najida

All the girls I knew before marriage did.


326 posted on 06/10/2005 8:40:57 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (This is not your granddaddy's America...)
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To: PaulaB

327 posted on 06/10/2005 8:41:00 AM PDT by JimWforBush (A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?)
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To: raivyn

~~sigh~~

I miss my guys.


328 posted on 06/10/2005 8:41:05 AM PDT by najida (Adrenaline, sugar, caffiene and chocolate....breakfast of champions.)
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To: JimWforBush

< Faith Hill >


329 posted on 06/10/2005 8:41:19 AM PDT by JimWforBush (A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?)
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To: najida

330 posted on 06/10/2005 8:41:38 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Ailerons make the world go 'round!)
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To: Dashing Dasher
You know I love Howie Ling. Now you have out my mind in that dirty place. This is supposed to be a clean thread!

I have to go to my anti-sex mantra again.

Alan Colmes Naked...Alan Colmes Naked...Alan Colmes Naked...Alan Colmes Naked...Alan Colmes Naked...

331 posted on 06/10/2005 8:42:34 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Fierce Allegiance; Dashing Dasher; All
Okay, last one for now...gotta take the kiddos to the library-

Image hosted by TinyPic.com

332 posted on 06/10/2005 8:43:21 AM PDT by MamaTexan (God -- Bless and keep our troops ............... past, present, and future!)
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To: najida

"~~sigh~~

I miss my guys."

And I miss the gals.


333 posted on 06/10/2005 8:43:33 AM PDT by JimWforBush (A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?)
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To: Dillybird

OMG! That took alot of time! I saw one pic of an apt. that had been aluminum foiled. The guy even put foil on the toilet paper, and then re-rolled it! It was a prank on his friend or something...


334 posted on 06/10/2005 8:43:58 AM PDT by raivyn (I don't know what you just said, but you special!)
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To: Dashing Dasher

I got to stand next to Howie when they retired his number at Villanova. He's cuter in person, if that's possible!


335 posted on 06/10/2005 8:44:10 AM PDT by Hoodlum91 (The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. - Humphrey Bogart)
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To: colorcountry
....Because there's twenty of them!

OK, this won't work in print, but it will be funny if you try it on your coworkers. Ask them this question:

If a farmer has twenty sick sheep and one dies, how many are left?

No matter how carefully you say this, if you don't put pauses between the words the person you ask will hear this question:

If a farmer has twenty-six sheep and one dies, how many are left?

They will answer 25 and go nuts when you tell them the correct answer is 19. If you can get someone in on the joke to give you the correct answer after you've old several people, "No, try again" you can have some real fun.

Try it.

Shalom.

336 posted on 06/10/2005 8:44:20 AM PDT by ArGee (Why do we let the abnormal tell us what's normal?)
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To: JimWforBush

Wanna go start a picture thread?

Only rules are 'No nekkidity' and not snarks from the opposite sex about the pics?


337 posted on 06/10/2005 8:44:42 AM PDT by najida (Adrenaline, sugar, caffiene and chocolate....breakfast of champions.)
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To: najida

I miss them too... :(


339 posted on 06/10/2005 8:44:51 AM PDT by raivyn (I don't know what you just said, but you special!)
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To: Hoodlum91

I WANT HOWIE!!!!



I'm gonna rename my BOB, Howie!


340 posted on 06/10/2005 8:45:12 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Ailerons make the world go 'round!)
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