Here ya' go Ronin. Thought JRBC would like it too......
A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine, shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.
A little while later a Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.
The little boy replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called turpentine."
The Priest took a small vial of clear liquid out of his pocket and said,
"No, this is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called Holy Water.
If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant women's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby."
The little boy replied, "That ain't nothin'. You take some of this here turpentine and rub it on a cat's ass and he'll pass a motorcycle."
You may have something there!!
WOW that was toooooooo funny. Now I have to clean my monitor.