Posted on 06/03/2005 7:01:55 AM PDT by TheBigB
YAHOOOOOO! It's FRIIIIIIDAAAAAY! Today, in honor of REVENGE OF THE SITH (which I ain't seen yet, but am gonna), we proudly present the TOP 10 COOLEST THINGS IN THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE...
10. The Imperial Walkers Who wouldn't sh** a brick watching one of these things coming over the horizon?
9. R2D2 and Chewie’s 3D chess game with the lil' monsters "He made a fair move. Screaming about it won't help." 
8. Red Three’s cheesy porn ‘stache goes without saying. 
7. Jabba’s floating party barge Say what you will about the man; he knew how to travel in style 
6. The Millennium Falcon "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid." 
5. Cloud City Unles you got drunk and actually fell over the side. Which would suck. 
4. Leia's gold bikini Jabba also had exceptionally good taste in swimwear 
3. Natalie Portman's tummy
2. Yoda The most ass-kickingest muppet this side of Sam the American Eagle! 
Aaaaaaand Number One...
1. Darth Vader The biggest, baddest, most scariest This-is-the-way-we-do-it-on-the-Death Star, beeyotch, badaaassssss... 
What about you is laced strait?
Scars are natural tattoos, IMHO.
I was hunting up-state New York, and I shot a moose, and I strap him on to the fender of my car, and I'm driving home along the west side highway, but what I didn't realize was, that the bullet did not penetrate the moose. It just creased the scalp, knocking him unconscious. And I'm driving through the Holland tunnel - the moose woke up. So I'm driving with a live moose on my fender. The moose is signaling for a turn, y'know. There's a law in New York state against driving with a conscious moose on your fender, tuesday, thursday and saturday. And I'm very panicky, and then it hits me: some friends of mine is having a costume party. I'll go, I'll take the moose, I'll ditch him at the party. It wouldn't be my responsibillity.
So I drive up to the party and I knock on the door. The moose is next to me. My host comes to the door. I say "Hello. You know the Solomons". We enter. The moose mingles. Did very well. Scored. Two guys were trying to sell him insurance for an hour and a half. Twelve o'clock comes - they give out prices for the best costume of the night. First price goes to the Berkowitzes, a maried couple dressed as a moose. The moose comes in second. The moose is furious. He and the Berkowitzes lock antlers in the living room. They knock each other unconscious.
Now, I figured, is my chance. I grab the moose, strap him onto my fender, and shoot back to the roads, but - I got the Berkowitzes. So I'm driving along with two jewish people on my fender, and there's a law in New York State ... tuesdays, thursdays and especially saturday.
The following morning the Berkowitzes wake up in the woods, in a moose suit. Mr. Berkowitz is shot, stuffed and mounted - at the New York Athletic Club,
And the joke is on them, because it's restricted!
| THESISUKID | ||
|---|---|---|
| T | is for | Tolerant |
| H | is for | Honest |
| E | is for | Ebullient |
| S | is for | Skillful |
| I | is for | Intelligent |
| S | is for | Sweet |
| U | is for | Useful |
| K | is for | Keen |
| I | is for | Inspirational |
| D | is for | Dashing |
I'm at work also... Luckily there are 4000 other people that IT has to worry about!
Vader 2008: In your heart, you know he's right.
I have a large tattoo the goes from my ankle to my knee. It started as a steer skull on my ankle, A while later I added 3 small roses and a vine all the way around my ankle. A year or so after that, I added vines and roses running up my leg.
They are addictive, I am getting a dragon next. I have not decided where, but it is inevitable.
I assume they all resemble cave drawings.
You to are bad, very, very bad!
Star Wars? Isn't that the battle over the kids and the estate that goes on when a pair of mega stars married to each other, split the blanket?
It's a neat site! thanks for sharing it!
I am sticking out my tongue for you now then.
We are?
I thought we were pretty good :o)
Yes, najida, did you hear that?
You are very, very bad! LOL
| JIMWFORBUSH | ||
|---|---|---|
| J | is for | Joyful |
| I | is for | Ideal |
| M | is for | Magical |
| W | is for | Wicked |
| F | is for | Freaky |
| O | is for | Outgoing |
| R | is for | Radiant |
| B | is for | Boisterous |
| U | is for | Unnatural |
| S | is for | Smooth |
| H | is for | Honorable |
OMG
Shall I comment?
Not if you do it right...
That is so ME!
I saw a t-shirt that fits for talking to a lib. It says, "I Think, Therefore We Have Nothing In Common.".
Well,
like Mae West said,
When I'm good, I'm very very good....
But when I'm bad,
I'm even better.
(Dang, I love that woman! ;)
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