Posted on 06/03/2005 7:01:55 AM PDT by TheBigB
YAHOOOOOO! It's FRIIIIIIDAAAAAY! Today, in honor of REVENGE OF THE SITH (which I ain't seen yet, but am gonna), we proudly present the TOP 10 COOLEST THINGS IN THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE...
10. The Imperial Walkers Who wouldn't sh** a brick watching one of these things coming over the horizon?
9. R2D2 and Chewie’s 3D chess game with the lil' monsters "He made a fair move. Screaming about it won't help." 
8. Red Three’s cheesy porn ‘stache goes without saying. 
7. Jabba’s floating party barge Say what you will about the man; he knew how to travel in style 
6. The Millennium Falcon "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid." 
5. Cloud City Unles you got drunk and actually fell over the side. Which would suck. 
4. Leia's gold bikini Jabba also had exceptionally good taste in swimwear 
3. Natalie Portman's tummy
2. Yoda The most ass-kickingest muppet this side of Sam the American Eagle! 
Aaaaaaand Number One...
1. Darth Vader The biggest, baddest, most scariest This-is-the-way-we-do-it-on-the-Death Star, beeyotch, badaaassssss... 
8^)
Yeah, he looks all sweet and cuddly.
Now that was pretty amazing.
And they all survived.
Looked like the anti-torque rotor stuck or failed.
You had that? I had that. It's pretty good!!
Thag shaves every day. Unless you don't want him to. But he does bathe every day....
Men's Dumb Pick up lines
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
Are your legs tired? You've been running through my mind all day long.
Bond. James Bond.
Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell I just met the girl of my dreams.
Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call your mother and thank her.
Can I buy you a car?
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Can I flirt with you?
Can I have directions to your heart?
Can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
Do you want to go out for a pizza and sex? What, don't you like pizza?
Forget that. Playing doctor is for kids. Let's play gynecologist.
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
Sex is a killer, so do you want to die happy?
I think we must make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels now.
"#6: Having to sneeze means you don't just have to hold your nose, you have to hold your bladder as well."
OMG, LMAO
Looks like something out of a Blues Brothers movie
I like long hair, beards and tattoos.
You're doin' better than most ;)
"I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock. "
too funny.
I think today ...... he's sweaty and cuddly.
He looks like a Pennsylvania forester. Hmm.
;-)
What happened to "What's your sign?"
"I like long hair, beards and tattoos."
One out of three ain't....good. I don't have long hair, and I do shave daily. Did I mention that I know several foreign languages??? ;-)
Love,
Thag
And the references to cheese are making me itch.
Yeah, "What's your sign" was always bad.
Worse was "I bet your sign is "Dangerous Curves".
ACK!
"What happened to "What's your sign?""
I got too many "No Parking" tickets.....dam....
I'm one out of three as well. Only have the beard, and that's only in the winter time.
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