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Thag shaves every day. Unless you don't want him to. But he does bathe every day....
Men's Dumb Pick up lines
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
Are your legs tired? You've been running through my mind all day long.
Bond. James Bond.
Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell I just met the girl of my dreams.
Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call your mother and thank her.
Can I buy you a car?
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Can I flirt with you?
Can I have directions to your heart?
Can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
Do you want to go out for a pizza and sex? What, don't you like pizza?
Forget that. Playing doctor is for kids. Let's play gynecologist.
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
Sex is a killer, so do you want to die happy?
I think we must make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels now.
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