Men's Dumb Pick up lines
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
Are your legs tired? You've been running through my mind all day long.
Bond. James Bond.
Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell I just met the girl of my dreams.
Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call your mother and thank her.
Can I buy you a car?
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Can I flirt with you?
Can I have directions to your heart?
Can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
Do you want to go out for a pizza and sex? What, don't you like pizza?
Forget that. Playing doctor is for kids. Let's play gynecologist.
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
Sex is a killer, so do you want to die happy?
I think we must make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels now.
"I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock. "
too funny.
What happened to "What's your sign?"