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Men's Dumb Pick up lines

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

Are your legs tired? You've been running through my mind all day long.

Bond. James Bond.

Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell I just met the girl of my dreams.

Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call your mother and thank her.

Can I buy you a car?

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

Can I flirt with you?

Can I have directions to your heart?

Can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams.

Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?

Do you want to go out for a pizza and sex? What, don't you like pizza?

Forget that. Playing doctor is for kids. Let's play gynecologist.

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.

Sex is a killer, so do you want to die happy?

I think we must make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels now.


527 posted on 06/03/2005 10:39:27 AM PDT by najida (OK, so the toilet STILL isn't working, but I have hope.)
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To: najida

"I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock. "

too funny.


532 posted on 06/03/2005 10:42:14 AM PDT by JimWforBush
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To: najida

What happened to "What's your sign?"


534 posted on 06/03/2005 10:42:44 AM PDT by peacebaby (It will take more than a village - to protect America from the Clintons this go-around.)
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To: najida
Nice. I'm hitting 100% with my all time greatest pick-up line:

"Do you want to get a limeaid from Sonic after band practice?"

Note: only used once and as we're still togehter 14 years later I haven't had a chance to try it again.
758 posted on 06/03/2005 1:14:48 PM PDT by BJClinton (Newsweak Lied, People Died)
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