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*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD - Extra Super-Special STAR WARS Edition! ***
6/3/05
| TheBigB
Posted on 06/03/2005 7:01:55 AM PDT by TheBigB
YAHOOOOOO! It's FRIIIIIIDAAAAAY! Today, in honor of REVENGE OF THE SITH (which I ain't seen yet, but am gonna), we proudly present the TOP 10 COOLEST THINGS IN THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE...
10. The Imperial Walkers Who wouldn't sh** a brick watching one of these things coming over the horizon?
9. R2D2 and Chewie’s 3D chess game with the lil' monsters "He made a fair move. Screaming about it won't help."
8. Red Three’s cheesy porn ‘stache goes without saying.
7. Jabba’s floating party barge Say what you will about the man; he knew how to travel in style
6. The Millennium Falcon "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."
5. Cloud City Unles you got drunk and actually fell over the side. Which would suck.
4. Leia's gold bikini Jabba also had exceptionally good taste in swimwear
3. Natalie Portman's tummy
2. Yoda The most ass-kickingest muppet this side of Sam the American Eagle!
Aaaaaaand Number One...
1. Darth Vader The biggest, baddest, most scariest This-is-the-way-we-do-it-on-the-Death Star, beeyotch, badaaassssss...
TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: cheesecake; chitandchat; darkside; fridaysilliness; sith; starwars
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To: thag
Oh, but I always make an exception for you, thag baby.
So tell me about your tattoos and I'll tell you about mine!
Love, JRBC
541
posted on
06/03/2005 10:46:53 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: beyond the sea
He looks like a Pennsylvania forester. Hmm.Looks more like a fire watcher than a lumberjack, though.
542
posted on
06/03/2005 10:47:08 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
To: peacebaby; najida; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; Dashing Dasher; raivyn
Actual headline (no pun intended) from Slate today:
"Why Did Deep Throat Leak?"
Thag ain't gonna touch that one......
543
posted on
06/03/2005 10:48:11 AM PDT
by
thag
(Cuffs and leather and a whip that stings-These are a few of my favorite things.........)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Well, I have long hair and a beard but no tattoos but I do have scars. Are they a suitable replacement for tattoos?
544
posted on
06/03/2005 10:48:22 AM PDT
by
El Gran Salseron
( The comments of this poster are meant for self-amusement only! Read at your own risk! :-))
To: JimWforBush
Wow, another 1 out of 3. Where are the Bikers today?
545
posted on
06/03/2005 10:49:01 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: raivyn
I just use my "scroller" to roll past the posts/pics that I don't care for... Don't know what everyone else does. Some of us are at work, and large volumes of semi clad model pics attract the attention of IT.
546
posted on
06/03/2005 10:50:04 AM PDT
by
The_Victor
(Doh!... stupid tagline)
To: El Gran Salseron
Details, I need Details..
547
posted on
06/03/2005 10:50:21 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: thag
Actual headline (no pun intended) from Slate today:
"Why Did Deep Throat Leak?" Hiccups?
548
posted on
06/03/2005 10:52:09 AM PDT
by
najida
(OK, so the toilet STILL isn't working, but I have hope.)
To: Darksheare
Judging by its flying characteristics, the chopper began to spiral (i.e., lost "weathervaning" stability) as forward speed decreased indicating tail rotor failure.
Furthermore, I reviewed the clip several times, but did not see the tail rotor fly off or disintegrate at impact, leading me to believe it had already been fallen off.
Gentlemen, check your Jesus bolts before you fly!
549
posted on
06/03/2005 10:52:24 AM PDT
by
OESY
To: The_Victor
If IT ever decides to look my way, I'm history in this office, especially since my employer is liberal media.
550
posted on
06/03/2005 10:53:25 AM PDT
by
peacebaby
(It will take more than a village - to protect America from the Clintons this go-around.)
To: najida; thag
"Hiccups?" LOL, I am glad you posted that. I was trying to find something to sneak past the mods and it wasn't working. My dirty mind was in overdrive and that means trouble!
551
posted on
06/03/2005 10:54:02 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Well,
it's always been my excuse.
552
posted on
06/03/2005 10:55:20 AM PDT
by
najida
(OK, so the toilet STILL isn't working, but I have hope.)
To: MoJo2001
553
posted on
06/03/2005 10:56:15 AM PDT
by
Auntbee
(Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.)
To: najida
Oh my, you are going to have them talking now!!
554
posted on
06/03/2005 10:57:02 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: peacebaby
I AM the employer - if my employees look my way I could still be history in this office.
THANK YOU ACLU and all you other libs!
555
posted on
06/03/2005 10:57:47 AM PDT
by
colorcountry
(To disagree, one doesn't have to be disagreeable. ....Barry Goldwater)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick; TheBigB; raivyn; najida; Dashing Dasher; teenyelliott
"Hiccups?"
LOL, I am glad you posted that. I was trying to find something to sneak past the mods and it wasn't working. My dirty mind was in overdrive and that means trouble!"
See, this is why I love this thread and this forum. We all find ways to make each other laugh and maybe have a little fun. I hope B will reconsider and continue this thread....
556
posted on
06/03/2005 10:58:09 AM PDT
by
thag
(Cuffs and leather and a whip that stings-These are a few of my favorite things.........)
To: najida
Good God, where is your self control. LOL
To: motormouth
Remember the remark earlier about if the sand was sugar....
well,
sugar cures hiccups.
Really,
honest,
erm,
hmmmm,
Think I need to go check the ROTC track again....
558
posted on
06/03/2005 11:01:13 AM PDT
by
najida
(OK, so the toilet STILL isn't working, but I have hope.)
To: thag; TheBigB
"See, this is why I love this thread and this forum. We all find ways to make each other laugh and maybe have a little fun. I hope B will reconsider and continue this thread...." Nicely put thag, you are quite the cunning linguist afterall.
559
posted on
06/03/2005 11:01:31 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: colorcountry
HA! How ironic! your business. geez.
560
posted on
06/03/2005 11:02:02 AM PDT
by
peacebaby
(It will take more than a village - to protect America from the Clintons this go-around.)
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