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*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD - Extra Super-Special STAR WARS Edition! ***
6/3/05
| TheBigB
Posted on 06/03/2005 7:01:55 AM PDT by TheBigB
YAHOOOOOO! It's FRIIIIIIDAAAAAY! Today, in honor of REVENGE OF THE SITH (which I ain't seen yet, but am gonna), we proudly present the TOP 10 COOLEST THINGS IN THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE...
10. The Imperial Walkers Who wouldn't sh** a brick watching one of these things coming over the horizon?

9. R2D2 and Chewies 3D chess game with the lil' monsters "He made a fair move. Screaming about it won't help."

8. Red Threes cheesy porn stache goes without saying.

7. Jabbas floating party barge Say what you will about the man; he knew how to travel in style

6. The Millennium Falcon "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

5. Cloud City Unles you got drunk and actually fell over the side. Which would suck.

4. Leia's gold bikini Jabba also had exceptionally good taste in swimwear

3. Natalie Portman's tummy

2. Yoda The most ass-kickingest muppet this side of Sam the American Eagle!

Aaaaaaand Number One...
1. Darth Vader The biggest, baddest, most scariest This-is-the-way-we-do-it-on-the-Death Star, beeyotch, badaaassssss...

TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: cheesecake; chitandchat; darkside; fridaysilliness; sith; starwars
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To: najida
uh huh I remember...
I also remember:
"Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down"
;o)
To: najida
Itchiness is not just a summer affliction my dear...
562
posted on
06/03/2005 11:05:07 AM PDT
by
raivyn
(I don't know what you just said, but you special!)
To: The SISU kid
Yes, I know... that's why I asked...
:^P~
563
posted on
06/03/2005 11:07:04 AM PDT
by
raivyn
(I don't know what you just said, but you special!)
To: motormouth; najida; thag
"Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down" Hey when you were a kid, and you had a bad cold, did your parents give you whiskey and sugar on a spoon and send you to bed?
I do not know if it made the cold better, but I still likes some whiskey from time to time!
564
posted on
06/03/2005 11:07:35 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
Comment #565 Removed by Moderator
To: Dillybird
566
posted on
06/03/2005 11:08:41 AM PDT
by
najida
(OK, so the toilet STILL isn't working, but I have hope.)
To: Dillybird
I like that VISA line. Haven't heard that one before.
567
posted on
06/03/2005 11:08:43 AM PDT
by
Auntbee
(Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
No my parents gave me just the whiskey.
and I still like it too. LOL
To: Dillybird
As long as you do not ask if she takes VISA you are OK!!!
569
posted on
06/03/2005 11:09:51 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: motormouth
Our parents made us booze hounds. I better call mom and thank her!
570
posted on
06/03/2005 11:10:55 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: raivyn
8^)
I found that site on the net about 10 years ago....don't know what made me remember the whole "Shaven wookie" thing but about 3 or 4 of those lines were my contributions back then!
}^O
571
posted on
06/03/2005 11:12:34 AM PDT
by
The SISU kid
(Defiantly coloring outside the lines since 1964)
Comment #572 Removed by Moderator
To: OESY
573
posted on
06/03/2005 11:13:23 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Hey troll, Sith happens.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
quite the cunning linguist afterall. OK, do you know the most sensual word in the English language?
.
.
.
.
in order to make this work, every time an "ah" vowel comes up, you have to stick out you tongue.
.
.
.
*alfalfa*
574
posted on
06/03/2005 11:13:28 AM PDT
by
The_Victor
(Doh!... stupid tagline)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
I have already thanked mine.....many times.
To: Dillybird
wow, now that is a true fan.
576
posted on
06/03/2005 11:14:55 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
"So tell me about your tattoos and I'll tell you about mine!"
Love, JRBC
I have a large, full-color parrot on my left shoulder. I got it close to 15 years ago. It still surprises me sometimes....I'm so strait-laced.... ;-)
577
posted on
06/03/2005 11:15:15 AM PDT
by
thag
(Cuffs and leather and a whip that stings-These are a few of my favorite things.........)
To: The_Victor
You just want me to stick out my tongue.
578
posted on
06/03/2005 11:16:07 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
You just want me to stick out my tongue. I do have a thing for tongues. :)
This is not the best venue for visual jokes.
579
posted on
06/03/2005 11:18:09 AM PDT
by
The_Victor
(Doh!... stupid tagline)
To: thag
I'm sure that headline from Slate was no "mistake"! LOL
580
posted on
06/03/2005 11:18:10 AM PDT
by
raivyn
(I don't know what you just said, but you special!)
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