ZOT! The Sad truth about this site

[FreeRetarded (aka JimmyClyde)]

Weve all seen and heard of a place called Free Republic, its full of divorced or wife-beating conservative slobs who have the hygene of John Goodman after a long picnic. They thrive on stupid,worthless topics that focus around the "wonder of life" and "lets keep people who cant feel or think alive because were to stubborn to admit that its pretty damn foolish". But above all other abominations in this world is the wretched "Admin Mod", a man of horrible values and the judgement of a meth lab. It is he who makes free republic, well not free at all, dont say anything he may not like or oops your gone. And his horde of craggled followers are even worse, you may not even say anything "liberal" or antagonizing but alas they yell TROLL! ZOT! like a bunch of 3 year olds. This shows the true character of free republic, how it is run by a disgusting fragment of a creature and how its subscribers are nothing but lemmings marching their way to an ocean of cheap gin.

[PaulaB]

" its full of divorced or wife-beating conservative slobs "


where does that leaves us conservative babes on this site? Why did he leave us out?

I'm disheartened.....

[Always Right]

Jim....Why not make it so newbies can not Post an Article for at least 30 days after sign up. That would make it a little harder for the repeat offenders.

[Sax]

There are only three buckets in the DU's Bozo Show Ping Pong Ball Toss: "Angry," "Scared," & "Weak." Which ones have you tossed your balls into?

[beelzepug]

"Boodles gin for me."

Boodles makes the best Bloody Mary going. Be sure to add a couple of pickled green beans.

[kennedy]

Buh bye.

[Bald Eagle777]

Are you for real?

[trisham]

lemmings marching their way to an ocean of cheap gin.

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I only drink expensive gin, thank you.

[Darksheare]

Hey, Jimmy, get a clue.

[ConservativeMan55]

This thread is becoming a classic!

[Bahbah]

Why did he leave us out?

Don't be disheartened. Based on the number of screen names, it'll be back and we'll have our moment of glory :)

[Paul_Denton]

That would make it a little harder for the repeat offenders.

On the other hand Zots are fun :)

[stylecouncilor]

ping

[SoCalRight]

It's hard to type when you've lost the end of your finger in an industrial accident.

[Dr.Zoidberg]

And I'll have you know, I never drink gin. Tastes like cat vomit smells.

I'm a scotch man myself. I've been partaking of a wonderful bottle of Glenmorangie for a while now.

So if you're going to hurl insults like a chimpanzee slinging feces, try for some small degree of accuracy. It's not even a challenge when your verbal turds come flying past and not a single one on target.

[Pyrthroes]

Hoo-boy! As I tell my 18-year old Eagle Scout, "If you have a headache every morning, try getting out've bed feet first."

Must be the sheer unimaginative-ness of this ludicrous post that sets me chuckling uncontrollably.

[SoCalRight]

It must be hard to type when you've lost the end of your finger in an industrial accident.

[Bella_Bru]

I thought JimmyClyde had been around for a while. He was creating new trollish screen names to post troll poo?

[b4its2late]

[Old Grumpy]

Wow, if those are some of his aliases, he's got quite an inventive imagination. Hee!

[GreenOgre]

Hey, don't you know us conservatives take a bath every Saturday night, right before we beat our wives.... See Ya! Bye!

I don't know about others on this site, but I like to bathe after I work up a good sweat beating my wife. :-)