Amy's Place .. Poetry and Potpourri .. Apr. 25-26-27-28, 2005

4-25-05 | JustAmy, St.Louie1, MamaBear, Billie

[JustAmy]

Welcome To....


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and those who enjoy poetry. 'Amy's Place' is more than just about poetry.
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[NicknamedBob]

I got the blind, mumblin wigged out funny white conspiracy boy blues...
I got the ache-up from the shake-up and the gravel in my shoes...
If I cain't get no relief I think I got a mind to lose...
I got the blind, mumblin wigged out funny white conspiracy boy blues...

[international american]

HEY!! That ain't bad....ain't bad t'all!!

[JustAmy]

LOL

[international american]

" The Next Time You Leave"


The next time you leave
don't smear the spareribs on the wall
It takes most the day to clean
the dog may slip and fall.

The fight we had meant nuthin
I know yer mom ain't gay.
I got to tell you sumpthin
Your debt to me ain't paid.

I cancelled all your charge accounts
I'm doin you a favor.
If checks you write begin to bounce
Just call the nearest jailor.


Aw heck, come on back home tonight
I know we'll work it out
The paint we got is glossy white
And now we got no grout.

But the next time you leave
Don't smear the spareribs on the wall
Cause if your plans are to deceive
It's you who'll slip and fall!

Blind Stumblin Country Bo

[NicknamedBob]

Cleaning House

I’m glad I have a trailer,
That’s square in its aspect.
It makes the cleaning of the place,
So very much more direct!

When I’m through mopping on the floor,
I roll it on its side,
I clean the whole place in a flash!
Who needs a double-wide?

I catch the ceiling and the walls,
As quickly as the floor.
I clean the bedrooms and the halls,
The drain is my front door.

I’ve got my stuff all bolted down,
To keep it from migrating,
When social workers come to call,
I get the highest rating!

TrailerTrashBob . . . April 27, 2005

[JustAmy]

LOL

Thanks, Blind Stumblin Country Bo

You and Blind Mumblin Conspiracy Guy make a great team.

[JustAmy]

LOL

Thanks, TrailerTrashBob.

You guys are on a roll. :)

[international american]

ROTF...

"I clean the bedrooms and the halls,
The drain is my front door."

Next ta yew, I got me some class!

[international american]

We jes write em as we see em.

[NicknamedBob]

Gives a whole new meaning to "Spring" cleaning, eh?

[JustAmy]

Cleaning House

I’m glad I have a trailer,
That’s square in its aspect.
It makes the cleaning of the place,
So very much more direct!

When I’m through mopping on the floor,
I roll it on its side,
I clean the whole place in a flash!
Who needs a double-wide?

I catch the ceiling and the walls,
As quickly as the floor.
I clean the bedrooms and the halls,
The drain is my front door.

I’ve got my stuff all bolted down,
To keep it from migrating,
When social workers come to call,
I get the highest rating!

TrailerTrashBob . . . April 27, 2005

[Jack Deth]

My local Starbucks caught fire
Burned to cinders on the ground
The local cops think it might be arson
They found gasoline and a tire
And the manager has just split town

So now I have to go to 7-11
Or Dunkin' Donuts to fix my caffeine Jones
They both have The Washington Times
And SOF and TAS magazines
Though I really miss those
Yuppie Cell Phone Tones

Thinkin' about all those Starbucks beans
Scorched coal black an' kept outside of Heaven
I miss listenin' to all those one sided Cell calls
From college chicks in tight denim jeans
I've got the Starbucks Scorched Earth Blues!

Jack Deth~04/27/05.

[NicknamedBob]

"Evurbody wants ta get inta the act!!" *slapping hands to side*

</Jimmy Durante voice>

[Alamo-Girl]

Oh how precious! Did you know that I collect penguins?

[JustAmy]

*smile*
Yes

[JustAmy]

Hmmmm ..... I'm not sure I can find graphics for these two. Though an angry woman may be easier to find than a burned out Starbucks. LOL

[JustAmy]

" The Next Time You Leave"


The next time you leave
don't smear the spareribs on the wall
It takes most the day to clean
the dog may slip and fall.

The fight we had meant nuthin
I know yer mom ain't gay.
I got to tell you sumpthin
Your debt to me ain't paid.

I cancelled all your charge accounts
I'm doin you a favor.
If checks you write begin to bounce
Just call the nearest jailor.


Aw heck, come on back home tonight
I know we'll work it out
The paint we got is glossy white
And now we got no grout.

But the next time you leave
Don't smear the spareribs on the wall
Cause if your plans are to deceive
It's you who'll slip and fall!

Blind Stumblin Country Bo

[JustAmy]

My local Starbucks caught fire

Burned to cinders on the ground
The local cops think it might be arson
They found gasoline and a tire
And the manager has just split town


So now I have to go to 7-11
Or Dunkin' Donuts to fix my caffeine Jones
They both have The Washington Times
And SOF and TAS magazines
Though I really miss those
Yuppie Cell Phone Tones


Thinkin' about all those Starbucks beans
Scorched coal black an' kept outside of Heaven
I miss listenin' to all those one sided Cell calls
From college chicks in tight denim jeans
I've got the Starbucks Scorched Earth Blues!

Jack Deth~04/27/05.

[JustAmy]

A blonde is working at the local Starbucks. A lady walks in and orders an Iced Cappuccino.

''Do you want it hot or cold?''

[Conspiracy Guy]

LOL. You done got the blues yer own bad self.