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Michael Jackson has Mad Cow Disease
Posted on 01/27/2005 4:05:01 PM PST by Inkagnitow
"What many people always thought, was yesterday confirmed by a large team of doctors.
According to doctor Thomas H Johnson (head of the team), Michael Jackson suffers from the Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy (BSE), widely known as the Mad Cow Disease.
A few weeks ago they came to the conclusion that Jackson appeared to have all the symptoms of this severe disease and the medical team immediately took a blood proof and came to this awful conclusion. Michael Jackson
The exact cause of BSE is not known but it is generally accepted by the scientific community that the likely cause of BSE is cannibalism, which resulted in infectious forms of a type of protein, prions, normally found in animals.
In cattle with BSE, these abnormal prions initially occur in the small intestines and tonsils, and are found in central nervous tissues, such as the brain and spinal cord, and other tissues of infected animals experiencing later stages of the disease.
Some rumors, which we will not hush up at Crazy News, say that cannibalism is the real cause in this case. According to these rumors Michael Jackson ate the foremost parts of his nose. This would have caused the formation of the malicious prions, and the beginning of the Mad Cow Disease.
There is no need to panic about this severe disease. It is very rare and the FDA and other federal agencies have had preventive measures in place to reduce the U.S. consumer's risk of exposure to any BSE-contaminated meat and food products.
However, if you suffer from the combination of the same symptoms as Michael Jackson, you are strongly advised to contact the medical assistance immediately. Here is a list of the major symptoms."
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: allyourmadcows; arebelongtous; kukucachoo; madcow; rainbowstew; rogerthat; scarmablethebeebers; troll; unnngh; uselessvanity; whatamaroon; zot; zotbait
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To: bitt; Rightly Biased; AirForceMom
Wow. They ZOTTED this guy. I didn't think that would happen.
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posted on
01/28/2005 2:38:27 AM PST
by
MeekOneGOP
(There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
To: Inkagnitow
Are they absolutely SURE it isn't that the cows have "Michael Jackson's Disease"??
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posted on
01/28/2005 3:18:57 AM PST
by
melbell
(A freudian slip is when you mean one thing, and say your mother)
To: trussell
trussell! I love your dolls!!
Do you make them yourself? I do pixelling and a little bit of dolling.
Actually, I made this yesterday!
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posted on
01/28/2005 3:41:57 AM PST
by
melbell
(A freudian slip is when you mean one thing, and say your mother)
To: MeekOneGOP
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posted on
01/28/2005 4:18:54 AM PST
by
Rightly Biased
(Ecclesiastes 10:2 (don't be lazy look it up))
To: Harmless Teddy Bear; MeekOneGOP
I was away but I see Meek covered it.
To: Rightly Biased
when did he get it? I don't know exactly. Around 8 p.m. Central last night and
my observation of the ZOT this morning.
The last I checked last night, he was still alive and kickin'.
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posted on
01/28/2005 6:36:19 AM PST
by
MeekOneGOP
(There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
To: melbell; MoJo2001; Spotsy
Unfortunately...I haven't learned that skill yet. I have a couple of very dear friends who make them for me.
(I found the santa suit doll on a website recently and snagged her!!)
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posted on
01/28/2005 7:37:25 AM PST
by
trussell
(I Never Frown, even when I am sad, because I never know who is falling in love with my Smile!!!)
To: Conspiracy Guy; Harmless Teddy Bear; MeekOneGOP
Oh, yes thank GOODNESS we have THAT posted. Uh huh. Yessir. By the way, does anyone have a nice hammer?
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posted on
01/28/2005 11:06:30 AM PST
by
Hi Heels
(Proud to be a Pajamarazzi-Leef lang de Katjes van Viking)
To: Inkagnitow
That's not what I heard...
89
posted on
01/28/2005 11:10:03 AM PST
by
Hi Heels
(Proud to be a Pajamarazzi-Leef lang de Katjes van Viking)
To: Hi Heels
90
posted on
01/28/2005 11:20:08 AM PST
by
MeekOneGOP
(There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
To: Hi Heels
To: Conspiracy Guy
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posted on
01/28/2005 1:06:05 PM PST
by
Hi Heels
(Proud to be a Pajamarazzi-Leef lang de Katjes van Viking)
To: Hi Heels; Conspiracy Guy; MeekOneGOP
Come on, it's so ugly it's cute.
How many things can you truly say that about?
93
posted on
01/28/2005 1:37:02 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum europe vincendarum)
To: Hi Heels
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
oh lordie..... all I can think about is hammers and baseball bats when I see that thing.....
Whack whack whack!
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posted on
01/28/2005 2:44:20 PM PST
by
Hi Heels
(Proud to be a Pajamarazzi-Leef lang de Katjes van Viking)
To: Hi Heels
I bet it feels like a hairless cat, all soft and velvety. Probably likes to cuddle too...
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posted on
01/28/2005 2:50:46 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum europe vincendarum)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
98
posted on
01/28/2005 3:00:39 PM PST
by
MeekOneGOP
(There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
ew. prolly feel pretty crunchy under my shoe, too. *shudder* EW. Ick. ...
I have to go lie down.
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posted on
01/29/2005 9:03:49 AM PST
by
Hi Heels
(Proud to be a Pajamarazzi-Leef lang de Katjes van Viking)
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