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Michael Jackson has Mad Cow Disease

Posted on 01/27/2005 4:05:01 PM PST by Inkagnitow

"What many people always thought, was yesterday confirmed by a large team of doctors.

According to doctor Thomas H Johnson (head of the team), Michael Jackson suffers from the Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy (BSE), widely known as the Mad Cow Disease.

A few weeks ago they came to the conclusion that Jackson appeared to have all the symptoms of this severe disease and the medical team immediately took a blood proof and came to this awful conclusion. Michael Jackson

The exact cause of BSE is not known but it is generally accepted by the scientific community that the likely cause of BSE is cannibalism, which resulted in infectious forms of a type of protein, prions, normally found in animals.

In cattle with BSE, these abnormal prions initially occur in the small intestines and tonsils, and are found in central nervous tissues, such as the brain and spinal cord, and other tissues of infected animals experiencing later stages of the disease.

Some rumors, which we will not hush up at Crazy News, say that cannibalism is the real cause in this case. According to these rumors Michael Jackson ate the foremost parts of his nose. This would have caused the formation of the malicious prions, and the beginning of the Mad Cow Disease.

There is no need to panic about this severe disease. It is very rare and the FDA and other federal agencies have had preventive measures in place to reduce the U.S. consumer's risk of exposure to any BSE-contaminated meat and food products.

However, if you suffer from the combination of the same symptoms as Michael Jackson, you are strongly advised to contact the medical assistance immediately. Here is a list of the major symptoms."


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1 posted on 01/27/2005 4:05:01 PM PST by Inkagnitow
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To: Gabz; xsmommy; secret garden; Texan5

LOL --I give this one five minutes


2 posted on 01/27/2005 4:06:41 PM PST by tioga
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To: tioga

counting....


3 posted on 01/27/2005 4:10:24 PM PST by xsmommy
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To: MeekOneGOP

check this one out while it last.


4 posted on 01/27/2005 4:18:40 PM PST by postaldave (ACLU = Anti-Christian, Liberal, and Un-American.)
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To: Inkagnitow

5 posted on 01/27/2005 4:44:50 PM PST by NautiNurse (Osama bin Laden has more tapes than Steely Dan)
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To: Inkagnitow; postaldave; 4mycountry; TheBigB; VRWCmember; Zavien Doombringer; jriemer; mhking; ...
haha! Funny profile page, too. :^D


Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my Viking Kitty/ZOT ping list!. . .don't be shy.


6 posted on 01/27/2005 4:50:43 PM PST by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: Inkagnitow

Cleaning the monitor again.......


7 posted on 01/27/2005 4:53:47 PM PST by AirForceMom (God Bless America!)
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To: MeekOneGOP

In before its gone kinda funny is it a zot?


8 posted on 01/27/2005 4:54:06 PM PST by Rightly Biased (Ecclesiastes 10:2 (don't be lazy look it up))
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To: Rightly Biased
In before its gone kinda funny is it a zot?

Gheeesh...I hope so, it's been a slow day!

9 posted on 01/27/2005 4:55:30 PM PST by Gewittermädchen (The best minds are not in government...Ronald Reagan)
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To: Inkagnitow

ROFLMFAO


10 posted on 01/27/2005 4:56:04 PM PST by ReeWalker (At the core of modern liberalism is the spoiled child - miserable, as all spoiled children are,)
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To: Rightly Biased

Check out his/her about page.


11 posted on 01/27/2005 4:56:11 PM PST by AirForceMom (God Bless America!)
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To: MeekOneGOP
Thanks for the ping, Meek! I have GOT to get me a "I don't know what you're talking about picture.
12 posted on 01/27/2005 4:56:29 PM PST by dfwright
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To: Gewittermädchen

it has been kinda slow I ran up on one troll earlier but they all seem to be sleepin under the bridge tonight


13 posted on 01/27/2005 4:56:45 PM PST by Rightly Biased (Ecclesiastes 10:2 (don't be lazy look it up))
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To: Inkagnitow
You post profoundly!

I want your babies. NOW.

14 posted on 01/27/2005 4:57:02 PM PST by humblegunner (And who knows what else?)
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To: Rightly Biased
In before its gone kinda funny is it a zot?

I rather doubt it. I thought some might enjoy the
"Newbie" profile page and maybe the post.


15 posted on 01/27/2005 4:57:13 PM PST by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: Inkagnitow

Only in America can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman


16 posted on 01/27/2005 4:57:18 PM PST by andyandval
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To: Conspiracy Guy
This thread is in dire need of a naked mole rat pic
17 posted on 01/27/2005 4:57:54 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum europe vincendarum)
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To: AirForceMom

I did I'm just not sure (sleeper) it hasn't answered has it?


18 posted on 01/27/2005 4:58:03 PM PST by Rightly Biased (Ecclesiastes 10:2 (don't be lazy look it up))
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To: MeekOneGOP

I really enjoyed it, thanks for the ping.


19 posted on 01/27/2005 4:58:26 PM PST by AirForceMom (God Bless America!)
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To: Inkagnitow

All your mad cows are belong to us


20 posted on 01/27/2005 4:58:54 PM PST by dfwright
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