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Michael Jackson has Mad Cow Disease

Posted on 01/27/2005 4:05:01 PM PST by Inkagnitow

"What many people always thought, was yesterday confirmed by a large team of doctors.

According to doctor Thomas H Johnson (head of the team), Michael Jackson suffers from the Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy (BSE), widely known as the Mad Cow Disease.

A few weeks ago they came to the conclusion that Jackson appeared to have all the symptoms of this severe disease and the medical team immediately took a blood proof and came to this awful conclusion. Michael Jackson

The exact cause of BSE is not known but it is generally accepted by the scientific community that the likely cause of BSE is cannibalism, which resulted in infectious forms of a type of protein, prions, normally found in animals.

In cattle with BSE, these abnormal prions initially occur in the small intestines and tonsils, and are found in central nervous tissues, such as the brain and spinal cord, and other tissues of infected animals experiencing later stages of the disease.

Some rumors, which we will not hush up at Crazy News, say that cannibalism is the real cause in this case. According to these rumors Michael Jackson ate the foremost parts of his nose. This would have caused the formation of the malicious prions, and the beginning of the Mad Cow Disease.

There is no need to panic about this severe disease. It is very rare and the FDA and other federal agencies have had preventive measures in place to reduce the U.S. consumer's risk of exposure to any BSE-contaminated meat and food products.

However, if you suffer from the combination of the same symptoms as Michael Jackson, you are strongly advised to contact the medical assistance immediately. Here is a list of the major symptoms."


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To: MeekOneGOP
So have you seen the naked mole rat cam at the Smithsonian Institute's National zoo website? I have watched it for a little while, but have yet to see a mole rat go by.

Naked Mole Rat Cam

61 posted on 01/27/2005 6:10:58 PM PST by dfwright
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To: CAluvdubya

Check out my page...Just a suggestion


62 posted on 01/27/2005 6:11:44 PM PST by trussell (I Never Frown, even when I am sad, because I never know who is falling in love with my Smile!!!)
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To: trussell

AYou have a great home page! Lovely. You are waaaay beyond my elementary skills. I'm learning though.....slowly. :)


63 posted on 01/27/2005 6:18:01 PM PST by CAluvdubya (From the RED part of California)
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To: dfwright

Now, that's what I call cute.

Not the other two, especially the cat. I dislike cats.


64 posted on 01/27/2005 6:18:42 PM PST by TheBrotherhood (There is more to life than "the party." Please visit www.terrisfight.org)
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To: dfwright
ha! I just opened it and saw what looked like
a mouse or something go by, but no Mole Rat.

They must be very shy or somethin', huh? :^)


65 posted on 01/27/2005 6:21:24 PM PST by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: dfwright
Oh! There is one there now! :^O

66 posted on 01/27/2005 6:22:20 PM PST by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: andyandval

67 posted on 01/27/2005 6:22:22 PM PST by BJungNan (National sale tax - end all this insane tax records paperwork.)
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To: TheBrotherhood
Now, that's what I call cute.

Thanks! We think he is cute too. It's the only thing that keeps him in the good graces at times, especially when he is in full, active, puppy mode.

With all due respect to the VK's I can't say that I am overly fond of cats myself. My mom keeps a gaggle of them around, but I'm much happier with a good dog.

68 posted on 01/27/2005 6:24:26 PM PST by dfwright
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To: MeekOneGOP

I missed it! I was posting a response! rats! or should that be mole rats! lol!


69 posted on 01/27/2005 6:25:14 PM PST by dfwright
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To: MeekOneGOP

I saw those last two go by! You are right, they kind of just look like mice in the picture. Kind of gray colored.


70 posted on 01/27/2005 6:27:11 PM PST by dfwright
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To: dfwright
It was really strange. I looked and nothing there. Then I looked after my first reply and there was the mole rat layin' in the middle of whatever that is (an intersection of a maze or something). Then I saw what looked like a mouse walk over it and stopped and looked like he was wiping his feet or trampling on the mole rat.

71 posted on 01/27/2005 6:31:35 PM PST by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: dfwright

I don't hate cats per se. It's just that my parents almost always owned cats and I had a few bad experience, including a few scratches. :). Everyone in the family disliked them except my Mom. I'm not very fond of cats, but DOGS and birds, I love them, especially dogs, as they're my favorite pets.


72 posted on 01/27/2005 6:33:57 PM PST by TheBrotherhood (There is more to life than "the party." Please visit www.terrisfight.org)
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To: MeekOneGOP
Then I saw what looked like a mouse walk over it and stopped and looked like he was wiping his feet or trampling on the mole rat.

I think the overhead view of that intersection makes the little guys kind of hard to see. I looked at some other pictures on a few sites, and those pictures look very similar to the mole rats in the ratcam. Interesting, anyway.

73 posted on 01/27/2005 6:40:48 PM PST by dfwright
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To: TheBrotherhood
I don't hate cats per se. It's just that my parents almost always owned cats and I had a few bad experience, including a few scratches. :). Everyone in the family disliked them except my Mom. I'm not very fond of cats, but DOGS and birds, I love them, especially dogs, as they're my favorite pets.

That's interesting, since that's about my take on cats. I never had any bad experiences, in fact, I enjoyed my mom's cats at times, I just like dogs a lot better. Dogs and fish. I 've never had birds, but I do keep a couple of freshwater tanks of tropical fish.

74 posted on 01/27/2005 6:43:03 PM PST by dfwright
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To: Inkagnitow
OK,
Its satire, or just bad taste, but it's worth it if only for this quote:
"the medical team immediately took a blood proof and came to this awful conclusion. Michael Jackson..."

Thanks, whoever you are.

75 posted on 01/27/2005 6:44:18 PM PST by norton
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To: CAluvdubya

Thank you...but I cheated! I use Front Page. Makes it easy!


76 posted on 01/27/2005 6:45:55 PM PST by trussell (I Never Frown, even when I am sad, because I never know who is falling in love with my Smile!!!)
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To: trussell
You have a very nice homepage. I especially like the pictures of Mesa Verde. We visited Durango on vacation about 5 years ago, and visited Mesa Verde. I'll probably never get to go back, because my wife is afraid of hieghts, and the drive up and down nearly freaked her out.

We really enjoyed the Durango Silverton Narrow-gage "choo choo" train ride. In fact my T-shirt is nearly worn out. May be time to go back. hehe.

77 posted on 01/27/2005 6:53:38 PM PST by dfwright
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To: dfwright

It is beautiful country here...isn't it!! I love working at Mesa Verde...I just wish I could find a full time, permanent job. This area is hurting in the job market!

There has been talk about putting in a lift that you can ride up the side of the mountain...I hope it happens!


78 posted on 01/27/2005 7:11:35 PM PST by trussell (I Never Frown, even when I am sad, because I never know who is falling in love with my Smile!!!)
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To: MeekOneGOP

79 posted on 01/27/2005 7:35:50 PM PST by bitt
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To: bitt
LOL!

80 posted on 01/28/2005 2:32:47 AM PST by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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