Posted on 01/27/2005 4:05:01 PM PST by Inkagnitow
"What many people always thought, was yesterday confirmed by a large team of doctors.
According to doctor Thomas H Johnson (head of the team), Michael Jackson suffers from the Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy (BSE), widely known as the Mad Cow Disease.
A few weeks ago they came to the conclusion that Jackson appeared to have all the symptoms of this severe disease and the medical team immediately took a blood proof and came to this awful conclusion. Michael Jackson
The exact cause of BSE is not known but it is generally accepted by the scientific community that the likely cause of BSE is cannibalism, which resulted in infectious forms of a type of protein, prions, normally found in animals.
In cattle with BSE, these abnormal prions initially occur in the small intestines and tonsils, and are found in central nervous tissues, such as the brain and spinal cord, and other tissues of infected animals experiencing later stages of the disease.
Some rumors, which we will not hush up at Crazy News, say that cannibalism is the real cause in this case. According to these rumors Michael Jackson ate the foremost parts of his nose. This would have caused the formation of the malicious prions, and the beginning of the Mad Cow Disease.
There is no need to panic about this severe disease. It is very rare and the FDA and other federal agencies have had preventive measures in place to reduce the U.S. consumer's risk of exposure to any BSE-contaminated meat and food products.
However, if you suffer from the combination of the same symptoms as Michael Jackson, you are strongly advised to contact the medical assistance immediately. Here is a list of the major symptoms."
Sadly, no answer yet.
yeah I laughed at it.. durn Newbies
durn newbies
Entertaining to say the least. I need to alter my profile page, it's just ho-hum in comparison. LOL
Is he walking in circles yet?
I like your profile page!!
Your welcomed.I have GOT to get me a "I don't know what you're talking about picture.
Here is one that Conspiracy Guy and me conspired on just a day or two ago:
That would be the moonwalk I believe.....
I doubt this one will get the ZOT. He intended this as humor.
Thanks :) My new goal is to find a unique picture for trolls. Don't think I can top the mole rat though. he he
No, the mole rat tops them all so far.
Inkagnitow = In "Cowed" Nito?
I was just thinking about how quiet the kitties have been since the Inauguration.
So much for that.
So far, this one seems to be un-zottable. Viking kitties, stand down, for the moment.
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