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Amy's Place ... Poetry and Potpourri .. January 14-15-16, 2005
1-14-05 | JustAmy, St.Louie1, MamaBear, Billie

Posted on 01/14/2005 12:19:38 AM PST by JustAmy




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To: Victoria Delsoul

I had forgotten that song .... I really like it.


561 posted on 01/16/2005 8:52:36 PM PST by JustAmy (Remember our President and our troops in your prayers. God Bless America.)
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To: JustAmy; tuliptree76; Alberta's Child; BobS; Jen; T'wit; Kudsman; Everybody
You're baaaaaack, wonderful. We were just talking about you, hehe.

I'm not sure if I posted this skit by Benny Hill before...



DAVE ALLEN: Good evening. Now a lot of people as me, why is it that, as I sit here, I am frequently seen brushing my trouser leg. And the answer is, because I drink my whiskey diluted... with vodka. And in the course of the evening I see the little fellows climbing up my trouser leg and what I'm doing is brushing them off.

And uh, I went to a psychiatrist about it, and I said, "I have to keep brushing the little fellows off." And he said, "Well there's three things I want you to do. One is relax more, the second thing is to cut down on your drinking, and the third thing is to stop brushing the little perishes all over me.

A little Jewish story about a couple of Jews who were walking down the street and...

FROM THE AUDIENCE: Leave Jewish people alone. Leave us alone.

DAVE ALLEN: There were two Pakistanis walking down the street, in Golders Green, and they went into their synagogue, and one Pakistani said to the other...

FROM THE AUDIENCE: "I am a Pakistani and I have more brains in my little finger than I have in the rest of my body. Leave us Pakistanis alone."

DAVE ALLEN: Uh. I'll tell you a story about my own race. Two Irish fellas, one of them bought a paper shop and it blew away. The other Irishman went to see a dentist to have a wisdom tooth put in.

FROM THE AUDIENCE: "Shut your mouth." "You tell him Pat." "What kind of a man has two Christian names and no surname?" "An idiot, that's what."

DAVE ALLEN: Are there any Chinese in? Once upon a time there were two Chinamen. Now look how many there are. These Chinese are not very bright you know...

FROM THE AUDIENCE: (cursing at him in Chinese)

Audience members start throwing things at him. Four production staff walk behind him, blocking things from hitting the stage.

DAVE ALLEN: Right, I'll tell you a mythical story about a race who don't even exist. I'll tell you a fairy story. There were these four fairies...

FOUR PRODUCTION STAFF: "What if we are, you nasty..." "Why don't you leave us alone?" (the four start hitting Dave Allen)

DAVE ALLEN: (sitting alone on the stage) My God!

A piece of lighting equipment falls on the stage beside him.

DAVE ALLEN: (looks up) I'm sorry!

562 posted on 01/16/2005 8:52:41 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: JustAmy

I'm still here.


563 posted on 01/16/2005 8:52:46 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: JustAmy

I've got Teresa Brewer, give me a few.


564 posted on 01/16/2005 8:54:18 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Victoria Delsoul

*grin*

I don't remember that one. Thanks.


565 posted on 01/16/2005 8:56:05 PM PST by JustAmy (Remember our President and our troops in your prayers. God Bless America.)
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To: Victoria Delsoul

Will you be able to post the Welcome tomorrow night?

I'm going to set the thread for tomorrow to run thru next Monday.


566 posted on 01/16/2005 8:58:59 PM PST by JustAmy (Remember our President and our troops in your prayers. God Bless America.)
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To: Victoria Delsoul; All
LOL. Ouch!

I have to hit the sack, everyone. Tomorrow's another day . . .

Hope to see y'all tomorrow evening!

567 posted on 01/16/2005 8:59:06 PM PST by Alberta's Child (It could be worse . . . I could've missed my calling.)
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To: JustAmy; tuliptree76; Alberta's Child; All
Your cheating heart


568 posted on 01/16/2005 8:59:34 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: JustAmy

Sure, no problem.


569 posted on 01/16/2005 9:00:27 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: tuliptree76

You will have freepmail shortly. :)


570 posted on 01/16/2005 9:00:36 PM PST by JustAmy (Remember our President and our troops in your prayers. God Bless America.)
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To: Alberta's Child
Nighty night, AC. It was fun.

See you tomorrow.

571 posted on 01/16/2005 9:00:57 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Victoria Delsoul

A Teresa Brewer classic. Thanks.


572 posted on 01/16/2005 9:05:35 PM PST by JustAmy (Remember our President and our troops in your prayers. God Bless America.)
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To: JustAmy; tuliptree76
I've never heard this one before.

Miss Tulip, where are ya?

Good bye John.


573 posted on 01/16/2005 9:06:08 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: JustAmy

Replied. :-)


574 posted on 01/16/2005 9:07:30 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Victoria Delsoul

LOL! I'm here. Just going back and forth between FR and my paper. I like "Your Cheating Heart." :-)


575 posted on 01/16/2005 9:08:26 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Alberta's Child

Good night, AC!


576 posted on 01/16/2005 9:08:52 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76

Yeah, not bad. She's a bit nasal I think, LOL.


577 posted on 01/16/2005 9:12:21 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Victoria Delsoul

LOL!


578 posted on 01/16/2005 9:12:49 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76; JustAmy
I love this old guy.

Young at heart...


579 posted on 01/16/2005 9:16:30 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Victoria Delsoul
One more, LOL.

For me and my gal...


580 posted on 01/16/2005 9:21:53 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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