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A Little Fun, John Kerry Haikus
20 OCT 04
| abn11b
Posted on 10/19/2004 8:59:48 PM PDT by abn11b
Can you think of any? I was sitting here burping the baby and listening to the drone of Kerry's voice when it occurred to me! Three Lines 5 syllables-7 syllables-5 syllables
TOPICS: Humor; Poetry; The Poetry Branch
KEYWORDS: 2004election; 2004electionhumor; 575; breckboy; flushthejohns; funnyifitwerenttrue; haiku; haikus; humor; justagigolo; kerry; ketchup; poems; poetry; ponyboy
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To: Charles Henrickson
Hee hee hee hee hee! Early morning laffs.
61
posted on
10/19/2004 11:22:33 PM PDT
by
weegee
(Jean Kerry: "Je suis un singe qui mange le fromage de la rédition")
To: Charles Henrickson
Primp once more for luck
Mirror, mirror in my hand
A hair's out of place
62
posted on
10/19/2004 11:31:27 PM PDT
by
ladysnape
(Is it more dangerous to be naive, or to be naive AND dangerous?)
To: abn11b
No Haiku, how about a limerick?
There once was a man named John Kerry
His ideas as President were scary
He flips on this
And flops on that
And his running mate looks like a fairy
63
posted on
10/20/2004 4:29:55 AM PDT
by
fredhead
(War is cruelty, and you cannot refine it - Gen. William Tecumseh Sherman)
To: abn11b
Not a liberal
what then, lying sack of sh*t?
Tereza's toadie
64
posted on
10/20/2004 5:26:16 AM PDT
by
tx_eggman
("There is no safety for honest men but by believing all possible evil of evil men." --Edmund Burke)
To: Charles Henrickson; abn11b; martin_fierro
Four points down, so late
Desperate need for Hail Mary
Hut, hut, hut, haiku
65
posted on
10/20/2004 5:50:16 AM PDT
by
mikrofon
(A Rolling Stone cover gathers no mas votas...)
To: abn11b
Kerry has a plan
Bush has some secret plans
I plan to vote Bush
66
posted on
10/20/2004 8:10:54 AM PDT
by
So Cal Rocket
(Proud Member: Internet Pajama Wearers for Truth)
To: abn11b; SortaBichy; RanchoStash
Walking on water,
I will let them rise and walk.
Why did Edwards talk?
67
posted on
10/20/2004 10:22:41 AM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(Democrats: appear in September, leavin' November 3 - worse than a 1-night stand...)
To: fredhead
There once was man who loved to primp
He wife almost the size of a blimp
He'd fuss and he'd preen
He loved to be seen
But only if his hair wasn't limp
68
posted on
10/21/2004 9:19:23 AM PDT
by
ladysnape
(Is it more dangerous to be naive, or to be naive AND dangerous?)
To: abn11b
I have a good plan
But I will not tell the world,
It is the best plan
69
posted on
10/21/2004 1:33:46 PM PDT
by
melbell
(groovy)
To: abn11b
Expected to walk in mud--
Goosehunting is crude.
Then Edwards came up behind.
70
posted on
10/21/2004 1:40:49 PM PDT
by
Palladin
(Proud to be a FReeper!)
To: weegee
haiku post is nice
stupid trolls cannot count high
keep us clean and safe
skerry john, nam vet
his plan of plans not yet met
woe, whine, cry and burn
Freepers rule, say we
DU'ers drool, none deny
Eagles up say we!
71
posted on
10/21/2004 1:52:47 PM PDT
by
GRRRRR
(This President, THIS TIME! Ron Silver, RNC Convention Speech)
To: abn11b
I am not a dork!
The S.O.B. pushed me down
Like my pumpkin tan?
72
posted on
10/21/2004 3:17:41 PM PDT
by
Nea Wood
(I considered atheism but there weren't enough holidays.)
To: abn11b
Dead goose in my hand
Shotgun shows I'm Joe Average
clean my bird peasant!
73
posted on
10/21/2004 5:22:25 PM PDT
by
abn11b
(Interdum Feror Cupidine Partium Magnarum Europae Vincendarum)
To: abn11b
They say I flip-flop
But Teresa speaks her mind
Costing me the job
I'm a moderate
One consistent position
Bush is mean to me
Edwards is a twit
I should have chosen Howard
Screaming Dean gets votes
Michael Moore's my friend
But I sent him out-of-state
Eating all my food
Oh brother. This was a good idea. I'm sure I'll be back, because I'll still be thinking up Haikus long after I've logged off. Thanks a lot! :o
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