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Official CBS Haiku Thread.
Posted on 09/14/2004 9:06:16 PM PDT by Boxcar
Post your CBS / Dan Rather Haiku here.
TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; TV/Movies; The Poetry Branch
KEYWORDS: cbs; haiku; poetry; rather; seebs
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To: Chummy
Old media blinks
The new blog takes the standard
And forges ahead
21
posted on
09/14/2004 9:22:16 PM PDT
by
My back yard
(Swift Pajama Freepers for Truth)
To: Ronin
Someone mugged me once
"What's the frequency, Kenneth?"
They asked me that day
22
posted on
09/14/2004 9:22:29 PM PDT
by
Chad Fairbanks
(John Kerry is still facing pajama-clad warriors, and receiving self-inflicted wounds...)
To: Boxcar
Robt so sorry,
Is allergic to hachoo
Sneezes, then poem.
23
posted on
09/14/2004 9:23:23 PM PDT
by
Robert A Cook PE
(I can only donate monthly, but Kerry's ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
To: Boxcar
BLATHER FROM RATHER
tells us a lie
CBS forgerer
24
posted on
09/14/2004 9:27:06 PM PDT
by
AmericanMade1776
((John Kerry is now in full retreat))
To: Redcloak; martin_fierro; mikrofon
At CBS News
And DNC Headquarters
It's CYA time.
To: Nateman
There once was a hack named Dan Rather
Who nightly came on just to blather
It didn't have to be true
Til the FReepers came through
Now the Left are the ones in a lather!
To: Nateman
There once was a man from CBS
Who thought he was God's gift to the press
He says with a grin
as he wipes off his chin
"Being on my knees for Kerry is the best!"
27
posted on
09/14/2004 9:28:42 PM PDT
by
Chad Fairbanks
(John Kerry is still facing pajama-clad warriors, and receiving self-inflicted wounds...)
To: Boxcar
A partisan hack
posing as a journalist
is caught with pants down.
Okay, now how about a limerick?. . .
There once was a wash-up named Dan
Who thought a smear-job on the President would be Grand
So phony documents he procurred,
And published all over the world,
But he ended up with feces in his hand.
28
posted on
09/14/2004 9:32:10 PM PDT
by
Vigilanteman
(crime would drop like a sprung trapdoor if we brought back good old-fashioned hangings)
To: Boxcar
DAN-Don't Ask Now
RATHER wait
Election Day Cometh.
29
posted on
09/14/2004 9:34:17 PM PDT
by
BurrOh
(Kerry, honored member of War Remnants Museum in Ho Chi Minh City)
To: freebilly
Kerrying water...
The sound of one hand clapping
times two.
Good for you.
30
posted on
09/14/2004 9:35:14 PM PDT
by
Nateman
To: Boxcar
Mighty giant felled
By bloggers in pajamas
Balance is restored
To: Nateman
Cronkite and Rather
Finally lost in the end
Poetic justice
They lost Vietnam
Through lying propaganda
But now they've been FReeped
To: Nateman
Limericks, love em.
There once was a forger-at-arms
Whose post was to do justice harms
But when Freepers said fight
In pajamas at night
They sent Dan Rather back to his farms
33
posted on
09/14/2004 9:37:34 PM PDT
by
My back yard
(Swift Pajama Freepers for Truth)
To: Charles Henrickson; mikrofon; cyborg
Edward R. Murrow
once told us all how it was.
Now spins in his grave.
To: Boxcar
We see BS on
CBS; under duress
they will soon confess!
35
posted on
09/14/2004 9:41:18 PM PDT
by
dandelion
(http://johnkerryquestionfairy.blogspot.com/)
To: My back yard
There once was a terrible liar
A reporter that CBS hired
Though the man was a fop
He rose clear to the top
Til the liar was caught and was fired!
(I can hope...)
To: Boxcar
Playing Clinton's game
Not working as intended
Calling Castro next time
37
posted on
09/14/2004 9:46:01 PM PDT
by
Route66
(America's Mainstreet)
To: Boxcar
Okay. How about reminding us of the rules for haiku?
To: EternalVigilance
Cameras used to point only his way
and political enemies would pay
But he got caught in a lie
We can now say good-bye
Redboy Dan is going away!
39
posted on
09/14/2004 9:49:18 PM PDT
by
Nateman
To: lady lawyer
40
posted on
09/14/2004 9:49:41 PM PDT
by
Boxcar
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