[EternalVigilance]

There once was a hack named Dan Rather
Who nightly came on just to blather
It didn't have to be true
Til the FReepers came through
Now the Left are the ones in a lather!

[Nateman]

Cameras used to point only his way
and political enemies would pay
But he got caught in a lie
We can now say good-bye
Redboy Dan is going away!