Limericks, love em.
There once was a forger-at-arms
Whose post was to do justice harms
But when Freepers said fight
In pajamas at night
They sent Dan Rather back to his farms
There once was a terrible liar
A reporter that CBS hired
Though the man was a fop
He rose clear to the top
Til the liar was caught and was fired!
(I can hope...)