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Official CBS Haiku Thread.

Posted on 09/14/2004 9:06:16 PM PDT by Boxcar

Post your CBS / Dan Rather Haiku here.


TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; TV/Movies; The Poetry Branch
KEYWORDS: cbs; haiku; poetry; rather; seebs
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To: Chummy

Old media blinks
The new blog takes the standard
And forges ahead


21 posted on 09/14/2004 9:22:16 PM PDT by My back yard (Swift Pajama Freepers for Truth)
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To: Ronin

Someone mugged me once
"What's the frequency, Kenneth?"
They asked me that day


22 posted on 09/14/2004 9:22:29 PM PDT by Chad Fairbanks (John Kerry is still facing pajama-clad warriors, and receiving self-inflicted wounds...)
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To: Boxcar
Robt so sorry,
Is allergic to hachoo
Sneezes, then poem.
23 posted on 09/14/2004 9:23:23 PM PDT by Robert A Cook PE (I can only donate monthly, but Kerry's ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
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To: Boxcar
BLATHER FROM RATHER

tells us a lie

CBS forgerer

24 posted on 09/14/2004 9:27:06 PM PDT by AmericanMade1776 ((John Kerry is now in full retreat))
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To: Redcloak; martin_fierro; mikrofon
At CBS News
And DNC Headquarters
It's CYA time.
25 posted on 09/14/2004 9:27:09 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (CMH)
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To: Nateman

There once was a hack named Dan Rather
Who nightly came on just to blather
It didn't have to be true
Til the FReepers came through
Now the Left are the ones in a lather!


26 posted on 09/14/2004 9:28:03 PM PDT by EternalVigilance
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To: Nateman

There once was a man from CBS
Who thought he was God's gift to the press
He says with a grin
as he wipes off his chin
"Being on my knees for Kerry is the best!"


27 posted on 09/14/2004 9:28:42 PM PDT by Chad Fairbanks (John Kerry is still facing pajama-clad warriors, and receiving self-inflicted wounds...)
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To: Boxcar

A partisan hack
posing as a journalist
is caught with pants down.

Okay, now how about a limerick?. . .

There once was a wash-up named Dan
Who thought a smear-job on the President would be Grand
So phony documents he procurred,
And published all over the world,
But he ended up with feces in his hand.

28 posted on 09/14/2004 9:32:10 PM PDT by Vigilanteman (crime would drop like a sprung trapdoor if we brought back good old-fashioned hangings)
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To: Boxcar

DAN-Don't Ask Now
RATHER wait
Election Day Cometh.


29 posted on 09/14/2004 9:34:17 PM PDT by BurrOh (Kerry, honored member of War Remnants Museum in Ho Chi Minh City)
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To: freebilly
Kerrying water...

The sound of one hand clapping
times two.
Good for you.

30 posted on 09/14/2004 9:35:14 PM PDT by Nateman
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To: Boxcar
Mighty giant felled
By bloggers in pajamas
Balance is restored
31 posted on 09/14/2004 9:35:58 PM PDT by ThinkDifferent (Rather delenda est)
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To: Nateman

Cronkite and Rather
Finally lost in the end
Poetic justice

They lost Vietnam
Through lying propaganda
But now they've been FReeped


32 posted on 09/14/2004 9:36:04 PM PDT by EternalVigilance
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To: Nateman

Limericks, love em.

There once was a forger-at-arms
Whose post was to do justice harms
But when Freepers said fight
In pajamas at night
They sent Dan Rather back to his farms


33 posted on 09/14/2004 9:37:34 PM PDT by My back yard (Swift Pajama Freepers for Truth)
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To: Charles Henrickson; mikrofon; cyborg

Edward R. Murrow
once told us all how it was.
Now spins in his grave.


34 posted on 09/14/2004 9:40:31 PM PDT by martin_fierro (Ukiah Haiku)
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To: Boxcar

We see BS on
CBS; under duress
they will soon confess!


35 posted on 09/14/2004 9:41:18 PM PDT by dandelion (http://johnkerryquestionfairy.blogspot.com/)
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To: My back yard

There once was a terrible liar
A reporter that CBS hired
Though the man was a fop
He rose clear to the top
Til the liar was caught and was fired!

(I can hope...)


36 posted on 09/14/2004 9:44:48 PM PDT by EternalVigilance
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To: Boxcar

Playing Clinton's game
Not working as intended
Calling Castro next time


37 posted on 09/14/2004 9:46:01 PM PDT by Route66 (America's Mainstreet)
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To: Boxcar

Okay. How about reminding us of the rules for haiku?


38 posted on 09/14/2004 9:46:44 PM PDT by lady lawyer
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To: EternalVigilance
Cameras used to point only his way
and political enemies would pay
But he got caught in a lie
We can now say good-bye
Redboy Dan is going away!
39 posted on 09/14/2004 9:49:18 PM PDT by Nateman
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To: lady lawyer

5 7 5 syllabuls per line


40 posted on 09/14/2004 9:49:41 PM PDT by Boxcar
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