[Chad Fairbanks]

There once was a man from CBS
Who thought he was God's gift to the press
He says with a grin
as he wipes off his chin
"Being on my knees for Kerry is the best!"

[Nateman]

Good men used to sweat in fear
Of attack by a Dan Rather smear
But along came the Net
Now it's a sure bet
That the truth will then become clear!