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Amy's Place .. Poetry and Potpourri .. July 7-8, 2004
7-7-04 | JustAmy, St.Louie1, MamaBear and Billie

Posted on 07/07/2004 7:54:35 AM PDT by JustAmy




Welcome To....



'Amy's Place' welcomes all poets
and those who enjoy poetry.
'Amy's Place' is more than just about poetry.
Come in, relax, and share with fellow FReepers
your thoughts about any of the things on the *Menu*.

Enjoy! :)













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Howdy!

I'm the mouser at Amy's Place.
Amy named me 'cootblanch'....
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To: Laura Earl; OESY; Conspiracy Guy; Jen; JustAmy

leaving for the day, have a wonderful evening!


81 posted on 07/07/2004 1:59:21 PM PDT by PreviouslyA-Lurker (al-Qa'ida terrorists are cowards who hide behind masks and decapitate helpless victims.)
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To: JustAmy
LOL

Truth be known.....you were always rough on your bro.

You were kinda mean. : (

82 posted on 07/07/2004 2:00:33 PM PDT by ST.LOUIE1
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To: PreviouslyA-Lurker
but what do it mean!?!

Ah, ....something about drumming like the heart beats, possibly involving a monk.

83 posted on 07/07/2004 2:03:25 PM PDT by OESY
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To: JustAmy
If you ever find a giraffe....

That reminds me, remember when you brought home that fox - and he ate mom's cat? Poor kitty. : )

84 posted on 07/07/2004 2:15:02 PM PDT by ST.LOUIE1
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To: PreviouslyA-Lurker

I'm right behind you getting outta here. You have a wonderful evening too!!


85 posted on 07/07/2004 2:17:52 PM PDT by Laura Earl
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To: Jen

Hi Jen! Ya being a good girl? No? I didn't think so. LOL


86 posted on 07/07/2004 2:21:41 PM PDT by ST.LOUIE1
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To: PreviouslyA-Lurker
Sad time. I know how you feel. Had to do the same thing when I was a kid.

I'm sure they'll have good homes with lots of love. : )

87 posted on 07/07/2004 2:25:10 PM PDT by ST.LOUIE1
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To: OESY

Beautiful poem, Oesy. Gives me chills. Field is one of my faves.


88 posted on 07/07/2004 2:36:30 PM PDT by ST.LOUIE1
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To: Pippin

Hi, Pipppin.

It is so nice to see that you had a wonderful weekend. (Even if you were surrounded by liberals.)
:) sometimes it seems there is no escaping them.


89 posted on 07/07/2004 3:37:26 PM PDT by JustAmy (Please pray for our Military and their families.)
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To: OESY

Mahk jchi tahm buooi yahmpi gidi
Mahk jchi taum buooi kan spewa ebi
Mahmpi wah hoka yee monk
Tahond tani kiyee tiyee
Gee we-me eetiyee
Nanka yaht yamoonieah wajitse

English translation:
A hundred years have passed
Yet I hear the distant beat of my father's drums.
I hear his drums throughout the land.
His beat I feel within my heart.
The drum shall beat
so my heart shall beat.
And I shall live a hundred thousand years.


90 posted on 07/07/2004 3:41:17 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I converted my cat to vegetarianism -- now he's hooked on chocolate mousse.)
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To: PreviouslyA-Lurker

Ping to above post.


91 posted on 07/07/2004 3:42:57 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I converted my cat to vegetarianism -- now he's hooked on chocolate mousse.)
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To: ST.LOUIE1; PreviouslyA-Lurker; Jen; JustAmy
Thanks. Field is one of my favorite poets too. Beer is one of my favorite thirst quenchers.

As summer heat compels us to seek refreshment, there are some things to consider:


Beer Troubleshooting

SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet. FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle. ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.

SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet. FAULT: Improper bladder control. ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training.

SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless. FAULT: Glass empty. ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.

SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights. FAULT: You have fallen over backward. ACTION: Have yourself leashed to bar.

SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts. FAULT: You have fallen forward. ACTION: See above.

SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet. FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face. ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror.

SYMPTOM: Floor blurred. FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass. ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.

SYMPTOM: Floor moving. FAULT: You are being carried out. ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another bar.

SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark. FAULT: Bar has closed. ACTION: Confirm home address with bartender.

SYMPTOM: Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures. FAULT: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations. ACTION: Cover mouth.



5 Stages of Drunkenness


Stage #1 -- Smart

This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject. You know all and greatly wish to express this knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are also always right. And of course the person you are talking with is very wrong. You will talk for hours trying to convince someone that you are right. This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are "smart". Two people talking, in fact, arguing about a subject neither one really knows anything about, but are convinced that they are they complete authority on the subject makes for great entertainment for those get the opportunity to listen in.

Stage #2 -- Handsome/Pretty

This is when you are convinced that you are the best looking person in the entire room and everyone is looking at you. You begin to wink at perfect strangers and ask them to dance because of course they had been admiring you the whole evening. You are the center of attention, and all eyes are directed at you because you are the most beautiful thing on the face of the earth. Now keep in mind that you are still smart, so you can talk to this person who has been admiring you about any and all subjects under the sun.

Stage #3 -- Rich

This is when you suddenly become the richest person in the world. You can buy drinks for the entire bar and put it on your bill because you surely have an armored truck full of your money parked behind the bar. You can also make bets in this stage. Now of course you still know all, so you will always win all your bets. And you have no concern for how much money you bet because you have all the money in the world. You will also begin to buy drinks for all the people in the bar who are admiring you because you are now the smartest, prettiest, and richest person on the face of the earth.

Stage #4 -- Bulletproof

You can now pick fights with the people you have been betting money with because you cannot be hurt by anything. At this point you would go up to the boyfriend of the woman who had been admiring your beautiful self all evening and challenge him to a battle of wits for money. You have no worry about loosing this battle of wits because you know all, have all the money to cover this bet, and you obviously win a fight that might erupt if he looses.

Stage #5 -- Invisible

This is the final stage of drunkenness. At this point you can do absolutely anything because no one can see you. You can get up and dance on a table; you can strip down to your underwear, to impress the people who have been admiring you all evening, because the rest of the people in the room cannot see you. You are also invisible to the person whom you have picked a fight with earlier in the evening. You can walk through the streets singing at the top of your lungs (because of course you are still smart and know the tune perfectly) and no one will think anything of it because they can't see you. All your social inhibitions are gone. You can do anything, because no one will know.


Hahn Beer Ad


Xiao Beer Play


Mild Warning: "Satisfaction"

92 posted on 07/07/2004 3:46:55 PM PDT by OESY
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To: NicknamedBob

Excellent translation. Don't know how you found it, but thanks.


93 posted on 07/07/2004 3:48:14 PM PDT by OESY
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To: OESY; PreviouslyA-Lurker
"A hundred years have passed
Yet I hear the distant beat of my father's drums."

On a related note:
Next St. Patrick's Day will mark the one hundred year anniversary of my father's birth.

And yes, I still hear his drums...

94 posted on 07/07/2004 3:50:23 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I converted my cat to vegetarianism -- now he's hooked on chocolate mousse.)
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To: NicknamedBob

It's interesting how we all relate to various aspects of our poems. Your comments about your father are touching and heartfelt. I sense that your memory of him inspires much of your own poetry. Well done!


95 posted on 07/07/2004 4:16:20 PM PDT by OESY
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To: OESY

LOL! Will bookmark the sites.


96 posted on 07/07/2004 5:29:05 PM PDT by ST.LOUIE1
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To: Jen; JustAmy; All; Tragically Single; tuliptree76; The Mayor; SAMWolf; MistyCA; SpookBrat; ...
Evening everybody.

I don't want to burst your bubble, but despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and thus should be avoided:

13. Thongs and Depends

I'm just trying to figure that one out, LOL.


97 posted on 07/07/2004 5:46:25 PM PDT by Victoria Delsoul (The beauty of flip-flopping consists entirely in saying one thing and doing something else)
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To: Jen; JustAmy; MistyCA; All
Happy Republican Party Day, all.



98 posted on 07/07/2004 5:48:28 PM PDT by Victoria Delsoul (The beauty of flip-flopping consists entirely in saying one thing and doing something else)
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To: Victoria Delsoul

Evening Victoria.


99 posted on 07/07/2004 5:50:18 PM PDT by SAMWolf (Press any key...NO, NO, NO, NOT THAT ONE!!!!!!)
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To: SAMWolf

Hiya Sam!!!


100 posted on 07/07/2004 5:56:33 PM PDT by Victoria Delsoul (The beauty of flip-flopping consists entirely in saying one thing and doing something else)
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