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Pam Bondi Promises To Prosecute Minnesota Rioters As Soon As She Finishes Releasing All Those Epstein Files
Babylon Bee ^ | 01/19/2026 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 01/19/2026 11:23:47 AM PST by DFG

WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the American public demanding action be taken by the government in response to aggressive and violent leftist protests across the country, U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi promised to prosecute Minnesota rioters as soon as she finishes releasing all those Epstein files.

Bondi responded to the outrage after days of lawlessness in Minneapolis and other cities by assuring the American people that the individuals behind the violent riots and disturbances of church services would be held accountable after she had looked through the pile of Epstein documents that were sitting on her desk.

"I'll get to it any day now," she told reporters. "I'm still in the process of examining these Epstein files. It takes time. As soon as I'm finished with this Epstein stuff, I'll absolutely be tracking down these protesters who are terrorizing Americans and bringing them to justice. Again, to be clear, these rioters will be arrested and charged immediately after we make arrests in the Epstein case."

When asked for an explanation for the delay, Bondi was matter-of-fact. "There is a process to follow here," she said. "These types of things are finished in a single day. We have to start with the things that are least likely to be resolved before we move on to other things that are least likely to be resolved. I ask the American people for patience as I come up with other things to not get done."

At publishing time, Bondi had pointed off behind reporters and shouted, "Whoa! What is that?" before sprinting away.


TOPICS: Politics
KEYWORDS: 5thcolumnonfr; bds; bondi; changethesubject; dfg; epsteinepsteinepstei; finos; frassistantdemocrats; frtraitorslist; zot

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1 posted on 01/19/2026 11:23:47 AM PST by DFG
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To: DFG

“It’s been written down on my calendar of
Must Do! events. There it is, scheduled on
The 12th of Never!”


2 posted on 01/19/2026 11:25:55 AM PST by lee martell
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To: DFG

Exactly what I was going to say. Bondi just issued a press release that the DOJ is going to prosecute the MN rioters. Why? Just do it. Stop being so concerned about issuing press releases on Epstein and rioters and just act. The press releases before she acts is causing her more problems than whatever allegedly good PR that she thinks that she is getting out of them.


3 posted on 01/19/2026 11:27:32 AM PST by Opinionated Blowhard (When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.)
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To: DFG

Too bad we have to waste our time with these files....considering that Max is in jail and Epstein is dead. The only real reason is the “ladies...of the night” want to double dip...Quarter of a mil EACH was not enough.


4 posted on 01/19/2026 11:28:08 AM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: DFG

yep,

blah blah

She will send the rioters a nasty text, to be nice.


5 posted on 01/19/2026 11:30:01 AM PST by KeyLargo (I)
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To: DFG

OMG, now the Bee is totally anti-Trump!!! /s
(that’s what I was told here when I criticized Bondi)


6 posted on 01/19/2026 11:30:27 AM PST by brownsfan (We are already on the slippery slope.)
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To: DFG

In before the RINOs show up to make excuses for Bondi while not being able to tell us why Hegseth, Bessent, Gabbard, Kennedy, Homan, Noem, Rubio, Duffy, etc, don't require their excuses.


7 posted on 01/19/2026 11:30:57 AM PST by so_real ( "The Congress of the United States recommends and approves the Holy Bible for use in all schools.")
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To: DFG

Sorry folks, there are no pictures of Trump at Epstein Island.


8 posted on 01/19/2026 11:31:44 AM PST by bray (It's not racist to be racist against races the DNC hates.)
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To: DFG

Blondi has become a punch line now. I bet if Trump could do it over he would have fought harder for Gaetz.


9 posted on 01/19/2026 11:32:44 AM PST by gibsonguy
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To: so_real

In before the RINOs show up to make excuses for Bondi while not being able to tell us why Hegseth, Bessent, Gabbard, Kennedy, Homan, Noem, Rubio, Duffy, etc, don’t require their excuses.


Because the press finds her an easy target and you respond to it.........................


10 posted on 01/19/2026 11:33:11 AM PST by PeterPrinciple (Thinking Caps are no longer being issued, but there must be a warehouse full of them somewhere)
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To: DFG

So true. Blond jokes are no longer jokes.


11 posted on 01/19/2026 11:38:13 AM PST by Retain Mike ( Sat Cong)
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To: so_real

Bondi is the weak link in the cabinet sorry to say.


12 posted on 01/19/2026 11:40:49 AM PST by Starboard
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To: DFG

Must be something juicy in those Epstein files for all the trouble they are going through to keep them secret.


13 posted on 01/19/2026 11:41:41 AM PST by jimwatx
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To: gibsonguy

Jethro Gaetz is just another Marge attention hog

That’s why he’s unemployed in government


14 posted on 01/19/2026 11:42:36 AM PST by digger48
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To: DFG

I don’t know if she’s married or not but can you imagine how aggravating it would be waiting for her to get ready to go out?


15 posted on 01/19/2026 11:43:00 AM PST by Texas Eagle ("Throw me to the wolves and I'll return leading the pack"- Donald J. Trump)
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To: DFG

Before she releases the files, someone will have to pry her out of Fox New’s green room ...


16 posted on 01/19/2026 11:43:26 AM PST by PIF (They came for me and mine ... now its your turn)
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To: bray

Exactly.


17 posted on 01/19/2026 11:43:27 AM PST by No name given ( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as )
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To: DFG

Bondi is the George McClellan of attorneys general. If she isn’t going to use the Department of Justice, President Trump would like to borrow it for while.


18 posted on 01/19/2026 11:44:28 AM PST by KarlInOhio (I pray that the sleeping giant has finally awakened and been filled with a terrible resolve.)
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To: gibsonguy

I think Susie Wiles, and his darling daughter Ivanka, just didn’t like Ken Paxton. That’s what I think.


19 posted on 01/19/2026 11:44:57 AM PST by 4Runner ("I gotta join a union to get paid for loafin'?" " Sure ya do!" --Abbott & Costello)
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To: DFG

Get back to me when the BB becomes funny


20 posted on 01/19/2026 11:46:31 AM PST by mitchjackson1972 (End usury - It's OK to be white - https://ussliberty.org/)
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