Posted on 11/12/2009 11:06:09 AM PST by mudblood
(..snip...) 1) January 5th: Celebrity Cage Fighting, where he’ll face Gary “The Executioner” Coleman in a 3 round bout that’s sure to get a lot of media attention. 2) February 31st: Will encase himself in 5 layers of ice for 4 days, to prove that he has “what it takes to be my baby’s daddy”. 3) March 15th: Again, he will encase himself in 5 layers of ice for 4 days, but this time…suspended over a pool of live hammerhead sharks, to prove he has “what it takes to be YOUR baby’s daddy”. 4) April 1: Will sing “Never Gonna Give You Up” live in a packed stadium – in the nude. 5) May 5th: Hunger strike for world peace (also in the nude). 6) June 8th: Levi will plan for the release of a sex tape of him and some skank he’ll hook up with during the hunger strike. 7) July 7: On this day, Levi Johnston shall rest…. (...)
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Dear lord, this came out horrible...my apologies. I was supposed to have breaks after each line.
I suppose the democRATs will enjoy this.
Why is this even being posted. I am so sick of seeing that scum sucking sack of crap
He is such a creep. He is being played and he is too hopelessly stupid to know it.
The Preview button is your friend...
Its cute though...
:)
Sarah, I’m so sorry your family got mixed up with his.
:-)
It’s all good, Todd will take care of him eventually
Bags of crap that suck scum are deeply offended at your comparison to the Boy Wonder of Alaska...
I hope Gary Coleman beats the living crap out of him.
Shame on you! Where’s the BARF alert? LOL. Talk about ugly from the inside out. He’s like a piece of fruit. Looks good on the outside, but when you cut into it you might discover it’s rotten. Throw it out on the garbage/compost heap.
When someone can’t spell a simple word like “Woman” then they are not to be taken seriously.
Ya, ugh. Thanks.
Levi has been appointed as Obama’s new ‘Smear Czar’
I want him to do anSpecial where :Levi Johnston meets Chuck Norris”. I would pay to view that.
Bristol Palin ought to thank God every day that the marriage plans with this loser didn’t work out.
February 31st??? Hopefully the rope will snap on March 15th.
Noun 1. sloven - a coarse obnoxious person
Sloven: perfectly apt name for this scum.
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