Posted on 08/06/2008 2:39:35 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
"We're not worthy! We're not worthy!" Americans are not smart enough or enlightened enough to vote for one as beautiful as Obamassiah. So says DUmmie MrScorpio, and a lot of his fellow DUmmies agree with him, as we see in this THREAD, "I hate to say this, but sometimes I feel that this country is too stupid to elect Obama." Actually, what the DUmmies are doing here is searching for yet ANOTHER excuse to use--like "election fraud," "racism," etc.--when Opossum loses on November 5th. So let us watch the DUmmies prepare themselves in advance for crushing disappointment, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, wondering how those same stupid Americans managed to elect a Democrat Congress, is in the [Barackets]:
I hate to say this, but sometimes I feel that this country is too stupid to elect Obama
[Oh, somehow I don't think you hate to say it at all, MrScorpio.]
I'm tempted to give up on these idiotic f*ckers.
[What if Opossum WINS? Will they still be "idiotic f*ckers"?]
What makes a person believe that (a.) Bush is a legitimate president, instead of an evil clown in a tailored suit . . .
[Why so serious?]
and (b.) McCain is actually capable of being president, instead of being the living embodiment of Abe Simpson?
[I would vote for Abe Vigoda over Obama. And he's 87.]
And those lying b*st*rds protesting in the House... Why won't anyone just tell them to shut the f*ck up?
[I thought you Democrats believed in protest.]
With all of this sh*t and more like it, it's almost as if Obama is too good for America.
[You're too good for us, Obamassiah! We're not worthy! We're not worthy!]
America is suffering from a national case of the Stockholm Syndrome. . . .
[SWEDOPHOBE!]
we better wake the f*ck up by November, or else we'll be royally f*cked.
[Set your alarm for November 5th!]
Rant off
[Rant continued now by your fellow DUmmies . . .]
People don't see the big picture. And the GOP knows how to play ignorance and prejudice like a violin.
[Stop the violins!]
Bush Being Allowed to govern for 8 years is proof that we have some stupid ass folk in this country.
[How do you explain eight years of Bubba?]
With all the problems, lies, wars, etc., I really don't understand why everyone is not in the streets.
[TO THE STREETS! OUT OF THE BASEMENT! THE REVOLUTION BEGINS TODAY!]
How McSame could be remotely close in the polls is beyond me.
[Let's see, Obama's inexperience, empty rhetoric, extreme liberalism, flip-flops, sleazy associates. . . . The only reason it IS close is that McCain is such a weak candidate.]
If Obama is not elected, we are just f*cked!
[Book your flight to France NOW!]
They were too stupid to elect Howard Dean (or even John Kerry) in 2004. . . .
[Somehow they got suddenly smarter and elected a Democrat Congress in 2006.]
I'll be getting as far away from this national trainwreck as possible, if McOldfart gets in.
[Flights are filling up FAST!]
Yep, this country is about as stupid as it gets.
[Europe beckons. Heed the call.]
Unfortunately, the brainwashing triggers come in, whether it's their church telling them that gays having abortions will bring on Armededdon . . .
["Gays" (sic), if they are true to their "gayness," cannot possibly have abortions. So "Armededdon" (sic) will have to wait.]
or that the terraists will get them if they vote for the Democrats.
[The extra-terraists would get us if we had voted for Kucinich.]
Hopefully Howard Dean's 50 state strategy has put a huge dent in the propaganda factor. . . .
[Not to mention Obama's 57 state strategy.]
Are we too f*cking stupid or are we not too f*cking stupid?
[DUmmie identity crisis. Answer: You are.]
I feel your pain.
[I feel you're insane.]
concentrated effort by the powers that be to control the masses by...
dumbing down people with our inadequate educational system...
[Controlled by LIBERALS!]
numbing them into oblivion with mass media...
[Controlled by LIBERALS!]
No high school kid learns enough about how the government works and how politics is played.
[Thank your liberal teacher unions!]
we don't have the time to prepare decent meals anyore.
[FREE JOHNSONVILLE BRATS FOR ALL!]
It's a wonder we can tie our own $10 Payless shoes anymore.
[We're only $10 away from wearing shoes.]
people are in fact STUPID
[Some of them are even DUMMIES!]
God, guns, gays, abortion.
[Typical bitter white persons. . . .]
each one teach one! That's all we can do.
[DUAC! DUAC!]
Take a look at my BEARak Obama bear. . . .I have just received a bunch of emails from teddy bear collectors . . . who saw my BEARak Obama on Ebay. . . . Let me explain.... I am a Teddy Bear Artist, which means I design and create one of a kind bears and sell them on a special category page on Ebay. . . . If you want to see how Barack looks as a bear, you can go to my website. . . .
[Let me explain, new DUmmie polarmaker (3 posts).... selling your bear wares on this thread is a good way for you to meet tombstoner (10,000 granite cookies).]
spam? my post is spam? I had to think a minute to try to see what you meant. Is it because I referenced my Bear that is on Ebay?
[WARE THE BEAR!]
I only referenced my website and the BEARak bear because I thought you guys would get a kick out of seeing him as a bear.
[Didn't help Vilsack, did it?]
Any country who would elect somebody "who it would be nice to have a beer with" deserves Homer Simpson for President or better yet, Barney.
[DUmmie polarmaker is now at work on a BEERak bear.]
I'm starting to have bad feelings about this one. . . . Unless something magical happens I think we're going to lose...again.
[Start preparing your excuses!]
EEUUWW! Checked your link...I think I’ll let you do that from
now on. Their language needs to be more intelligent and less
based on bodily functions. :D Reduces them to the DUmmies
that they are!
This is one those threads that right wingers quote to prove how arrogant we are.
It could be worse than that. Barry could end up losing 52 or 53 of the 57 states.
Actually that bear is pretty darn good. It looks like Obama. The creator has some talent I must say.
The Freepers have noticed this thread .. Right now, I'm in no mood to check their pithy opinions and "witty" retorts.
Awwww, c'mon DUmmie. Mine are 'pithy' and extremely "witty". (Party Pooper)
The only thing we CAN do is make pithy and witty retorts. DUmmies certainly never make debatable statements. They just cry and rant.
Gosh, I sure hope we are.
Barack is imported, he will be distressed, and he does have mo' hair than McCain.
He is fully jointed . . .
Barack put that sh*t behind him long ago.
and stuffed with polyfil . . .
Or . . . something.
to allow him to stand on his own.
And do complete about-faces.
Of course, my goal was to try to make him resemble the real Barack. . . .
Team Obama's goal is to try to make the real Barack resemble the carefully manufactured image.
I really wanted to try to capture the intensity, determination and sincerity in his eyes.
I really wanted to capture the density, infatuation, and hilarity of his worshipers.
Bearak's face is needlefelted in matching brown merino wool . . .
Perfect for pulling the wool over people's eyes.
felted to a firm touch and shaded for depth and character.
I have felt his character is a bit shady.
Bearak wears a silk stars and stripe tie held in place by a button that has the date of 01/20/09, the day that he could be . . .
. . . finally showing up for work at the Senate.
Many DUmmies are of a certain "persuasion" that has a fascination with each others .....oh, forget it, do not want to go there.........
Half of America is batshit crazy and a quarter are barely smart enough to tie their own damn shoes!
These are the people that take orders from that nice Christian man, George Bush and his reich wing lackeys like Rush and Hannity, etc.
I mean what kinda magic is it when you can convince a person to steal bread from their own children's mouths and give it to the rich?
And then to commit economic suicide by electing people to office that are dedicated to shipping your job overseas! WTF!?!
What kinda voodoo is it that can convince a person that Senator Obama is the devil incarnate, the antichrist himself because that dirty socialist wants to stop Bush's war and get health care for all americans??
I say as an American that the people in this country are without a doubt the biggest jackasses in the world! Obama should be 50 points ahead of that lying rich bastard McCain by now. But oh hell naw this is MERICA BABY
If you want to read the whining on Nov 5th, get your sleeper account in early and post a few times saying all the right DUmmie things...i.e. speak truth to power.
In 2004, when J effin K lost, they closed DUmmie land up tighter than a tick so they could cry on each others shoulders.
I'm there to work out, not to converse with some desperate “cougar” who has to use her daughter as trolling bait.
Yes but trolling for whom? She claims to be “buff, vocal women” so you never know. They are, after all, liberal DUmmies. And keep wearing that iPod. :)
Pleeze halp me Baraq, I am stuk in a representative republic.
Michelle, is that you? How'd that "makeover" work out for you?
That's Nov 6th.
Remember, Democrats vote on the 5th (wink wink nudge nudge). "Remember, remember the 5th of November)".
Yep! That would definitely come under the heading of TMI! LOL!
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