Posted on 08/06/2008 2:39:35 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
"We're not worthy! We're not worthy!" Americans are not smart enough or enlightened enough to vote for one as beautiful as Obamassiah. So says DUmmie MrScorpio, and a lot of his fellow DUmmies agree with him, as we see in this THREAD, "I hate to say this, but sometimes I feel that this country is too stupid to elect Obama." Actually, what the DUmmies are doing here is searching for yet ANOTHER excuse to use--like "election fraud," "racism," etc.--when Opossum loses on November 5th. So let us watch the DUmmies prepare themselves in advance for crushing disappointment, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, wondering how those same stupid Americans managed to elect a Democrat Congress, is in the [Barackets]:
I hate to say this, but sometimes I feel that this country is too stupid to elect Obama
[Oh, somehow I don't think you hate to say it at all, MrScorpio.]
I'm tempted to give up on these idiotic f*ckers.
[What if Opossum WINS? Will they still be "idiotic f*ckers"?]
What makes a person believe that (a.) Bush is a legitimate president, instead of an evil clown in a tailored suit . . .
[Why so serious?]
and (b.) McCain is actually capable of being president, instead of being the living embodiment of Abe Simpson?
[I would vote for Abe Vigoda over Obama. And he's 87.]
And those lying b*st*rds protesting in the House... Why won't anyone just tell them to shut the f*ck up?
[I thought you Democrats believed in protest.]
With all of this sh*t and more like it, it's almost as if Obama is too good for America.
[You're too good for us, Obamassiah! We're not worthy! We're not worthy!]
America is suffering from a national case of the Stockholm Syndrome. . . .
[SWEDOPHOBE!]
we better wake the f*ck up by November, or else we'll be royally f*cked.
[Set your alarm for November 5th!]
Rant off
[Rant continued now by your fellow DUmmies . . .]
People don't see the big picture. And the GOP knows how to play ignorance and prejudice like a violin.
[Stop the violins!]
Bush Being Allowed to govern for 8 years is proof that we have some stupid ass folk in this country.
[How do you explain eight years of Bubba?]
With all the problems, lies, wars, etc., I really don't understand why everyone is not in the streets.
[TO THE STREETS! OUT OF THE BASEMENT! THE REVOLUTION BEGINS TODAY!]
How McSame could be remotely close in the polls is beyond me.
[Let's see, Obama's inexperience, empty rhetoric, extreme liberalism, flip-flops, sleazy associates. . . . The only reason it IS close is that McCain is such a weak candidate.]
If Obama is not elected, we are just f*cked!
[Book your flight to France NOW!]
They were too stupid to elect Howard Dean (or even John Kerry) in 2004. . . .
[Somehow they got suddenly smarter and elected a Democrat Congress in 2006.]
I'll be getting as far away from this national trainwreck as possible, if McOldfart gets in.
[Flights are filling up FAST!]
Yep, this country is about as stupid as it gets.
[Europe beckons. Heed the call.]
Unfortunately, the brainwashing triggers come in, whether it's their church telling them that gays having abortions will bring on Armededdon . . .
["Gays" (sic), if they are true to their "gayness," cannot possibly have abortions. So "Armededdon" (sic) will have to wait.]
or that the terraists will get them if they vote for the Democrats.
[The extra-terraists would get us if we had voted for Kucinich.]
Hopefully Howard Dean's 50 state strategy has put a huge dent in the propaganda factor. . . .
[Not to mention Obama's 57 state strategy.]
Are we too f*cking stupid or are we not too f*cking stupid?
[DUmmie identity crisis. Answer: You are.]
I feel your pain.
[I feel you're insane.]
concentrated effort by the powers that be to control the masses by...
dumbing down people with our inadequate educational system...
[Controlled by LIBERALS!]
numbing them into oblivion with mass media...
[Controlled by LIBERALS!]
No high school kid learns enough about how the government works and how politics is played.
[Thank your liberal teacher unions!]
we don't have the time to prepare decent meals anyore.
[FREE JOHNSONVILLE BRATS FOR ALL!]
It's a wonder we can tie our own $10 Payless shoes anymore.
[We're only $10 away from wearing shoes.]
people are in fact STUPID
[Some of them are even DUMMIES!]
God, guns, gays, abortion.
[Typical bitter white persons. . . .]
each one teach one! That's all we can do.
[DUAC! DUAC!]
Take a look at my BEARak Obama bear. . . .I have just received a bunch of emails from teddy bear collectors . . . who saw my BEARak Obama on Ebay. . . . Let me explain.... I am a Teddy Bear Artist, which means I design and create one of a kind bears and sell them on a special category page on Ebay. . . . If you want to see how Barack looks as a bear, you can go to my website. . . .
[Let me explain, new DUmmie polarmaker (3 posts).... selling your bear wares on this thread is a good way for you to meet tombstoner (10,000 granite cookies).]
spam? my post is spam? I had to think a minute to try to see what you meant. Is it because I referenced my Bear that is on Ebay?
[WARE THE BEAR!]
I only referenced my website and the BEARak bear because I thought you guys would get a kick out of seeing him as a bear.
[Didn't help Vilsack, did it?]
Any country who would elect somebody "who it would be nice to have a beer with" deserves Homer Simpson for President or better yet, Barney.
[DUmmie polarmaker is now at work on a BEERak bear.]
I'm starting to have bad feelings about this one. . . . Unless something magical happens I think we're going to lose...again.
[Start preparing your excuses!]
Oh, that is just creepy!!!
The ears are not big enough on that bear.
Soooo they go to the gym to ape the neanderthals?
We've run into more than one buff young idiot,who thinks voting for McCain a great idea. . . . We are buff and vocal women, singing Obama's praises every chance we get in that atmosphere.
They sound like a joy to be around, arrogant and abrasive.
Pull it and it says, "Uh, where, uh, is, uh, my, uh, tele-uh-prompter?"
Has anyone said, the ears are not big enough?
LOL!
Ping to the most terrifying stuffed animal ever in post #69. That thing is going to give me nightmares.
AMEN! ‘at boy don’ even have a birth certification ‘at we kin find!
Maybe he was a Cabbage Patch Kid.
Politics and the gay factor aside, the bear is actually pretty good.
post #28 was a failed post. Not all my posts work. I took a passage from “Mein Kampf”, changed the word “Jew” to “Republican” and was checking to see if anyone thought it sounded like a DU post or Olbermann rant. No responses, so I guess it really didn’t. Oh well.
That has got to be the freakiest clown I have seen - gonna give me nightmares dangit!!
Oh, he's nasty all right.
Mary Lou Foley is a twit!
Fellas, I think the worm may be turning. The right is on offense again, and I think the poll numbers show that. The golden opportunity that the left had in these elections may be slipping away. And I thank God for it.
Oh my, that is sooooooooooooo creepy.
68. The Freepers have noticed this thread. Right now, I'm in no mood to check their pithy opinions and "witty" retorts. Go for it, if you want to. Even without looking at their take on my rant, I have a feeling that they'll pretty much confirm my point.
...and my answer is....
PPPPHHHLLLBBBTTT!
:D
Something even a DUmmie can understand!
HA HA DUMMIES!!! You’ll go really insane when Obamanama loses 45 states in Nov
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