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DUmmie FUnnies 08-06-08 ("Sometimes I feel that this country is too stupid to elect Obama")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 6, 2008 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 08/06/2008 2:39:35 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

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To: petercooper

“You’ll go really insane when Obamanama loses 45 states in Nov”

What if he loses 57 states?


141 posted on 08/07/2008 1:17:32 PM PDT by Arthur Wildfire! March (The Dum-bama Banking Committee offers free breathalysers and inhilators for asthmatics in 58 states.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
[Bearak] is fully jointed and stuffed with polyfil with glass beads in his feet for weight and to allow him to stand on his own

Obama is politically double-jointed and chock full of Poli-Sci, with a glass screen always in front of his face to allow him to articulate any position to suit the situation...

His nose is custom sculpted polymer clay. His arms have LocLine armature to make them bendable

Barack's persona is custom-sculpted of political clay, and his arms are easily twisted to make him bend to the will of his enablers...

142 posted on 08/07/2008 3:02:36 PM PDT by mikrofon (America been Beary, Beary good to me.)
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To: DJ MacWoW
"whether it's their church telling them that gays having abortions will bring on Armededdon . . .."

Fooled them. My church said unless we WANT "Armededdon" we will have to abort all gays.

143 posted on 08/07/2008 3:53:07 PM PDT by Hi Heels (Now here at the Rock we have two rules. Rule #1 obey all rules. Rule #2 no writing on the walls...)
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To: retrokitten
That thing is going to give me nightmares.

LMAO! I wasn't prepared for how much it would look like Obama.

It certainly captures his nose-in-the-air attitude :)

144 posted on 08/07/2008 4:12:19 PM PDT by silent_jonny (God's Got It)
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To: imskylark
Even his bear is arrogant.

LOL!

145 posted on 08/07/2008 4:13:19 PM PDT by silent_jonny (God's Got It)
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To: silent_jonny
I wasn't prepared for how much it would look like Obama.

I know! I thought it was photoshopped at first.

146 posted on 08/07/2008 4:25:42 PM PDT by retrokitten (A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. Bill Cosby)
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To: retrokitten
Now all he needs is a toy bus to throw other stuffed animals under :)
147 posted on 08/07/2008 4:32:27 PM PDT by silent_jonny (God's Got It)
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To: silent_jonny

LMAO!!


148 posted on 08/07/2008 4:38:42 PM PDT by retrokitten (A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. Bill Cosby)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Any country who would elect somebody "who it would be nice to have a beer with" deserves Homer Simpson for President or better yet, Barney. I'm starting to have bad feelings about this one. . . . Unless something magical happens I think we're going to lose...again.

I love you, you love me, we're a great big family....

149 posted on 08/07/2008 5:12:52 PM PDT by denydenydeny ("[Obama acts] as if the very idea of permanent truth is passe, a form of bad taste"-Shelby Steele)
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To: Charles Henrickson
On behalf of bears every where I object!

We may be stuffed with fluff but we are nowhere near the lightweights Berry Obama is!

150 posted on 08/07/2008 5:27:10 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes into it.)
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To: meandog
I say to you, "Well done, indeed," sir!

Especially liked #2 of the limericks.

Cheers!

151 posted on 08/07/2008 7:46:43 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Argus

Wake up, Charlie. Wake up! Let’s go to Candy Mountain, Charlie ~ There’s free healthcare there for everyone....ooooOOOOoooo!


152 posted on 08/09/2008 7:27:41 PM PDT by WKL815 (If the phrase 'Personal Responsibility' makes you defensive, you may be a liberal.)
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