DUmmie FUnnies 08-06-08 ("Sometimes I feel that this country is too stupid to elect Obama")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 6, 2008 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

[luvie]

EEUUWW! Checked your link...I think I’ll let you do that from
now on. Their language needs to be more intelligent and less
based on bodily functions. :D Reduces them to the DUmmies
that they are!

[Charles Henrickson]

Hi, MrScorpio! I know you're reading this! Your fellow DUmmie, DUmmie smitty (post 56 on your thread), was right when he said:

This is one those threads that right wingers quote to prove how arrogant we are.

[Charles Henrickson]

HA HA DUMMIES!!! You’ll go really insane when Obamanama loses 45 states in Nov

It could be worse than that. Barry could end up losing 52 or 53 of the 57 states.

[Slings and Arrows]

We are buff and vocal women,

[commonguymd]

Actually that bear is pretty darn good. It looks like Obama. The creator has some talent I must say.

[Condor51]

The Freepers have noticed this thread .. Right now, I'm in no mood to check their pithy opinions and "witty" retorts.

Awwww, c'mon DUmmie. Mine are 'pithy' and extremely "witty". (Party Pooper)

[DJ MacWoW]

The only thing we CAN do is make pithy and witty retorts. DUmmies certainly never make debatable statements. They just cry and rant.

[Allegra]

I hate to say this, but sometimes I feel that this country is too stupid to elect Obama

Gosh, I sure hope we are.

[JRios1968]

[Charles Henrickson]

Bearak is made from imported distressed mohair.

Barack is imported, he will be distressed, and he does have mo' hair than McCain.

He is fully jointed . . .

Barack put that sh*t behind him long ago.

and stuffed with polyfil . . .

Or . . . something.

to allow him to stand on his own.

And do complete about-faces.

Of course, my goal was to try to make him resemble the real Barack. . . .

Team Obama's goal is to try to make the real Barack resemble the carefully manufactured image.

I really wanted to try to capture the intensity, determination and sincerity in his eyes.

I really wanted to capture the density, infatuation, and hilarity of his worshipers.

Bearak's face is needlefelted in matching brown merino wool . . .

Perfect for pulling the wool over people's eyes.

felted to a firm touch and shaded for depth and character.

I have felt his character is a bit shady.

Bearak wears a silk stars and stripe tie held in place by a button that has the date of 01/20/09, the day that he could be . . .

. . . finally showing up for work at the Senate.

[doorgunner69]

Their language needs to be more intelligent and less based on bodily functions.

Many DUmmies are of a certain "persuasion" that has a fascination with each others .....oh, forget it, do not want to go there.........

[OSHA]

LOL Two posts down is this gem:

Half of America is batshit crazy and a quarter are barely smart enough to tie their own damn shoes!

These are the people that take orders from that nice Christian man, George Bush and his reich wing lackeys like Rush and Hannity, etc.

I mean what kinda magic is it when you can convince a person to steal bread from their own children's mouths and give it to the rich?

And then to commit economic suicide by electing people to office that are dedicated to shipping your job overseas! WTF!?!

What kinda voodoo is it that can convince a person that Senator Obama is the devil incarnate, the antichrist himself because that dirty socialist wants to stop Bush's war and get health care for all americans??

I say as an American that the people in this country are without a doubt the biggest jackasses in the world! Obama should be 50 points ahead of that lying rich bastard McCain by now. But oh hell naw this is MERICA BABY

[libs_kma]

"I look forward to reading this DUmmy's rant after the election"

If you want to read the whining on Nov 5th, get your sleeper account in early and post a few times saying all the right DUmmie things...i.e. speak truth to power.

In 2004, when J effin K lost, they closed DUmmie land up tighter than a tick so they could cry on each others shoulders.

[MindBender26]

inadequate educational system...

DU is certainly proof that statement is true!

[Carling]

Annoying hags like these two are the reason I always wear my iPod to the gym.

I'm there to work out, not to converse with some desperate “cougar” who has to use her daughter as trolling bait.

[DJ MacWoW]

Yes but trolling for whom? She claims to be “buff, vocal women” so you never know. They are, after all, liberal DUmmies. And keep wearing that iPod. :)

[CSM]

Pleeze halp me Baraq, I am stuk in a representative republic.

[Purrcival]

Half of America is batshit crazy and a quarter are barely smart enough to tie their own damn shoes! These are the people that take orders from that nice Christian man, George Bush and his reich wing lackeys like Rush and Hannity, etc. I mean what kinda magic is it when you can convince a person to steal bread from their own children's mouths and give it to the rich? And then to commit economic suicide by electing people to office that are dedicated to shipping your job overseas! WTF!?! What kinda voodoo is it that can convince a person that Senator Obama is the devil incarnate, the antichrist himself because that dirty socialist wants to stop Bush's war and get health care for all americans?? I say as an American that the people in this country are without a doubt the biggest jackasses in the world! Obama should be 50 points ahead of that lying rich bastard McCain by now. But oh hell naw this is MERICA BABY

Michelle, is that you? How'd that "makeover" work out for you?

[Purrcival]

If you want to read the whining on Nov 5th...

That's Nov 6th.

Remember, Democrats vote on the 5th (wink wink nudge nudge). "Remember, remember the 5th of November)".

[luvie]

Yep! That would definitely come under the heading of TMI! LOL!