Posted on 08/06/2008 2:39:35 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
"We're not worthy! We're not worthy!" Americans are not smart enough or enlightened enough to vote for one as beautiful as Obamassiah. So says DUmmie MrScorpio, and a lot of his fellow DUmmies agree with him, as we see in this THREAD, "I hate to say this, but sometimes I feel that this country is too stupid to elect Obama." Actually, what the DUmmies are doing here is searching for yet ANOTHER excuse to use--like "election fraud," "racism," etc.--when Opossum loses on November 5th. So let us watch the DUmmies prepare themselves in advance for crushing disappointment, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, wondering how those same stupid Americans managed to elect a Democrat Congress, is in the [Barackets]:
I hate to say this, but sometimes I feel that this country is too stupid to elect Obama
[Oh, somehow I don't think you hate to say it at all, MrScorpio.]
I'm tempted to give up on these idiotic f*ckers.
[What if Opossum WINS? Will they still be "idiotic f*ckers"?]
What makes a person believe that (a.) Bush is a legitimate president, instead of an evil clown in a tailored suit . . .
[Why so serious?]
and (b.) McCain is actually capable of being president, instead of being the living embodiment of Abe Simpson?
[I would vote for Abe Vigoda over Obama. And he's 87.]
And those lying b*st*rds protesting in the House... Why won't anyone just tell them to shut the f*ck up?
[I thought you Democrats believed in protest.]
With all of this sh*t and more like it, it's almost as if Obama is too good for America.
[You're too good for us, Obamassiah! We're not worthy! We're not worthy!]
America is suffering from a national case of the Stockholm Syndrome. . . .
[SWEDOPHOBE!]
we better wake the f*ck up by November, or else we'll be royally f*cked.
[Set your alarm for November 5th!]
Rant off
[Rant continued now by your fellow DUmmies . . .]
People don't see the big picture. And the GOP knows how to play ignorance and prejudice like a violin.
[Stop the violins!]
Bush Being Allowed to govern for 8 years is proof that we have some stupid ass folk in this country.
[How do you explain eight years of Bubba?]
With all the problems, lies, wars, etc., I really don't understand why everyone is not in the streets.
[TO THE STREETS! OUT OF THE BASEMENT! THE REVOLUTION BEGINS TODAY!]
How McSame could be remotely close in the polls is beyond me.
[Let's see, Obama's inexperience, empty rhetoric, extreme liberalism, flip-flops, sleazy associates. . . . The only reason it IS close is that McCain is such a weak candidate.]
If Obama is not elected, we are just f*cked!
[Book your flight to France NOW!]
They were too stupid to elect Howard Dean (or even John Kerry) in 2004. . . .
[Somehow they got suddenly smarter and elected a Democrat Congress in 2006.]
I'll be getting as far away from this national trainwreck as possible, if McOldfart gets in.
[Flights are filling up FAST!]
Yep, this country is about as stupid as it gets.
[Europe beckons. Heed the call.]
Unfortunately, the brainwashing triggers come in, whether it's their church telling them that gays having abortions will bring on Armededdon . . .
["Gays" (sic), if they are true to their "gayness," cannot possibly have abortions. So "Armededdon" (sic) will have to wait.]
or that the terraists will get them if they vote for the Democrats.
[The extra-terraists would get us if we had voted for Kucinich.]
Hopefully Howard Dean's 50 state strategy has put a huge dent in the propaganda factor. . . .
[Not to mention Obama's 57 state strategy.]
Are we too f*cking stupid or are we not too f*cking stupid?
[DUmmie identity crisis. Answer: You are.]
I feel your pain.
[I feel you're insane.]
concentrated effort by the powers that be to control the masses by...
dumbing down people with our inadequate educational system...
[Controlled by LIBERALS!]
numbing them into oblivion with mass media...
[Controlled by LIBERALS!]
No high school kid learns enough about how the government works and how politics is played.
[Thank your liberal teacher unions!]
we don't have the time to prepare decent meals anyore.
[FREE JOHNSONVILLE BRATS FOR ALL!]
It's a wonder we can tie our own $10 Payless shoes anymore.
[We're only $10 away from wearing shoes.]
people are in fact STUPID
[Some of them are even DUMMIES!]
God, guns, gays, abortion.
[Typical bitter white persons. . . .]
each one teach one! That's all we can do.
[DUAC! DUAC!]
Take a look at my BEARak Obama bear. . . .I have just received a bunch of emails from teddy bear collectors . . . who saw my BEARak Obama on Ebay. . . . Let me explain.... I am a Teddy Bear Artist, which means I design and create one of a kind bears and sell them on a special category page on Ebay. . . . If you want to see how Barack looks as a bear, you can go to my website. . . .
[Let me explain, new DUmmie polarmaker (3 posts).... selling your bear wares on this thread is a good way for you to meet tombstoner (10,000 granite cookies).]
spam? my post is spam? I had to think a minute to try to see what you meant. Is it because I referenced my Bear that is on Ebay?
[WARE THE BEAR!]
I only referenced my website and the BEARak bear because I thought you guys would get a kick out of seeing him as a bear.
[Didn't help Vilsack, did it?]
Any country who would elect somebody "who it would be nice to have a beer with" deserves Homer Simpson for President or better yet, Barney.
[DUmmie polarmaker is now at work on a BEERak bear.]
I'm starting to have bad feelings about this one. . . . Unless something magical happens I think we're going to lose...again.
[Start preparing your excuses!]
PING!
I’m here reading
Oh, I dunno. Maybe because he was elected, sworn in, and has served as set forth in the Constitution?
ROTFLO!!
Very good!
Too funny:
With all the problems, lies, wars, etc., I really don’t understand why everyone is not in the streets.
[TO THE STREETS! OUT OF THE BASEMENT! THE REVOLUTION BEGINS TODAY!]
I feel your a looser. BTT
In before 10. Now to read.
Bro-sam’s got an energy plan,
It amounts to a political scam,
“No drilling for ga$, We’ll just sit on our @ss,
And watch prices soar in our land!”
“Oil barons are nothing but liars,”
He says to his world of admirers,
“To break the ga$ tide, just tune up your ride
And also please pump up your tires!”
Hussein was chosen to spoil
Any income made by big oil
“Tax ‘til they squeal, that is my main deal,
No matter how honest their toil!”
I've always enjoyed a cathartic moment. Usually, Dummies don't get them this early in the drama.
Top .. something :-)
No matter how bad a day I have, DUmmies FUnnies can always cheer me up.
Cool pic, gang!
Top 10
Unless something magical happens I think we’re going to lose...again.
Quick everyone form a pentangle.
That made me spew.
I like the last comment “ unless something magical happens”
“magical”. hahahahahahah, I’m sure the tears will be flowing come november.
I like the last comment “ unless something magical happens”
“magical”. hahahahahahah, I’m sure the tears will be flowing come november.
It made me snicker.
Oh no, the Terraists! Not that. NO! The only thing worse could be if the Cottaists joined them. Then we're "cooked" for sure.
Obama will turn into a unicorn and fly everyone to the Big Rock Candy Mountain.
The following was actually meant to be serious.
Charging the 2000 presidential election was 'rigged', the DUmmies swore they were not going to allow it to happen again in 2004 (Kerry defeated like Al Gore in 2000).-ETL
Arming the Left: Is the time now?
Post from: Lori Price CLG (1000+ posts) Sun Feb-22-2004 11:17 PM
Response to Reply #10
16. Yes, spread the word, even if you *didn't* read it, that there *will* be riots! Yes! Riots, and a whole lot more!..."
Democratic Underground blogger ("happyslug": 1000+ posts) responds...
"if it is decided to fight, be prepared to fight, bring a backpack, entrenching tool, tent, and other equipment of an Infantrymen. You will need it for Bush and his supporters decides it is better to fight than to accept the will of the people, the fight to overthrow them will be a long fight."
"...it takes three things to overthrow a tyrant;...
1. Popular support, you must have the majority of the people on your side (i.e. Democracy, even the Communists and Islamics both try to show they have the Support of the Majority of the People),
2. Organization to perform the overthrow (This is why Madison wrote the First like he did, these are HOW you organize an opposition. Without the First it is hard to organize an opposition and any resistence organized in absence of the rights stated in the First tend to be as tyrannical as what you are opposing)
3. Weapons to push the issue if the leadership that is being overthrown tries to use force to stay in power. You have to be willing to answer force with force. Weapons do not overthrow a tyrant, weapons just protect the people who are overthrowing a tyrant."
"Now, you may say "Hay, you are talking about Islamic and/or Communists groups not 'Western Liberal resistence groups'". And you would be correct. As I said in the beginning the first step in a guerilla war against a tyrant is to first organize. The Islamic and Communists Groups were the best at organizing people. "Western Liberal Resistence Groups" were less effective in organizing resistence groups (And less liked by the CIA and KGB who tended to fund these groups, remember any war is expensive, money talks).
Furthermore since most Islamic and Communist groups tend to be the first groups outlawed they tend to go underground first. Once underground they start to organize and as other groups are outlawed those groups tend to join the opposition which tends to be either Islamic or Communistic. Once outlawed these groups also tend to be controlled by the most fanatic opponents of the Tyrants and these tend to be either Islamic or Communistic. Thus to oppose the Tyrants you have to support a side with enough discipline to get the job done and that tend to be Communist or Islamic."
"...Any weapons we resort to must be "real" weapons not pistols. i.e. Rifles and shotguns. Due to concerns of re-supply (you have to plan for a long battle) such weapons should be limited to very small number of different rounds. Generally restrict yourself to the following rounds:
5.56x 45 (.223 Remington) 7.62x 63 (30-06) 7.62x 51 (.308 Winchester or 7.62 NATO) 7.62 x 39 (7.62mm Russian 7.62 AK Round) 12 Gauge Shotgun. 30-30 Winchester."
"You have more weapons in the above calibers than any other calibers thus should be your first choice in weapons. Saying this I must point out I like the 7x57 and 7.92x57 Mauser rounds and the M1898 Mauser Bolt action Rifle, but the 7.92 (sometime called 8mm Mauser) but these rounds are less common than the above and thus harder to obtain when re-supply is needed (and re-supply will be needed if the struggle lasts for any length of time).
Re-supply of Ammunition has always been the bane of any military operations. Without ammunition you can not fight. To get you ammunition, it is easier if we can keep the number of different rounds to a minimum (i.e. 5.56x45 and 7.62x51). I list the 30-06 and 30-30 winchester rounds for these are two VERY popular rounds and ammunition for both are easy to obtain (the same with the 12 Gauge shotgun). I list the 7.62 AK round do to the huge number of SKSs and AKs imported since the fall of the Soviet Union. I list it for while there are probably more 30-30s and 30-06 rifles out they than 7.62 Aks and SKSs, the Aks and SKSs may very while outnumber the rifles in 5.56x45 and 7.62 NATO.
Also, if it is decided to fight, be prepared to fight, bring a backpack, entrenching tool, tent, and other equipment of an Infantrymen. You will need it for Bush and his supporters decides it is better to fight than to accept the will of the people, the fight to overthrow them will be a long fight."
[end of excerpts...but many other just as crazy thoughts found at the following link. This thread continued for THREE entire weeks before the moderator finally stepped in. But as of today, Wednesday, August 6, 2008, the thread is still up on the Democratic Underground website.-ETL]
Democratic Underground Discussion Board
Topic: "Arming the Left: Is the time now?":
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=118x41313
"Lori Price CLG (1000+ posts) Sun Feb-22-04 11:17 PM Response to Reply #10
16. Yes, spread the word, even if you *didn't* read it, that there *will* be riots! Yes! Riots, and a whole lot more!..."
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