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New York Declares Itself First Gay City
MichNews.com ^ | 1/05/2006 | Chris Davis

Posted on 01/05/2006 6:28:55 PM PST by writer33

New York—In a brash, yet diverse move, New York has declared itself the first gay city in the United States, electing Wednesday, its first woman and first openly gay leader, a position widely regarded as the second-most powerful seat in city government.

Christine Quinn wept several times during a passionate speech to the 51-member council, thanking her father and her partner, Kim Catullo, who looked on from the audience, making New York the most diverse city in America.

“Let me say that I am incredibly proud that in the most diverse city in the world, diversity is seen as a strength, and not an impediment,” Quinn said. “You won’t find a gayer city in America. Say what you will about San Francisco, but they just marry them, we elect them here in New York. So start spreading the news!”

Quinn, 39, a Democrat, was elected by a vote of 50 to 0, with one member abstaining in protest of what he said is an openly gay process of electing the speaker. Other council members had sought the job, but Quinn became a virtual lock because she was gay and fit the perfect image for New York City.

Quinn is reportedly one of 350 openly gay politicians serving in all levels of government nationwide, according to the Gay and Lesbian Victory Fund, an organization that advocates for gay candidates.

“That number of gays in public office was just 41 in 1991,” group spokesman Dave DeCicco said. “Before that, all politicians remained in the closet. You’ve got to hand it to New York. Only this city could step up and set the standard in diversity. That’s the reason everyone loves New York!”

The post is powerful mostly because of its influence over budget matters. Term limits and heterosexual behavior forced out her predecessor, Gifford Miller, whose run for mayor fell flat last year.

Historically, the City Council speaker seat has been used as a place to publicly slam Republican mayors. Long before Miller prepared to run against Mayor Michael Bloomberg last spring, he clashed with the Republican billionaire over just being Republican.

Reportedly among them was Bloomberg’s quest to build a new football stadium on Manhattan’s West Side, a venture that Quinn also opposed. But when asked this week how she would get along with the mayor, Quinn noted only that they have also worked together on various projects, for instance, to ban smoking in bars and restaurants.

“Getting rid of smokers is a top priority,” stated Quinn. “In New York, we’re saying no to smokers and yes to gays and lesbians. We’re truly the top of the heap when it comes to the welfare of New Yorkers.”

Even though she wasn’t specific, Ms. Quinn pledged to promote an aggressive leftist agenda, including efforts to extend term limits for council members from 8 to 12 years—especially since she is now elected—to also develop a waste disposal plan, and to create new housing for gays and lesbians, desperate for places to stay under the Bloomberg regime.

Ms. Quinn noted that she envisioned her role as that of superior and elite to Mr. Bloomberg, adding that their relationship was headed for the rocks. During her speech on Wednesday, Quinn went a step further, saying that too often the City Council hasn’t taken enough steps to rid themselves of conservative social policies.

“Even though Bloomberg isn’t what you would call a social conservative, he’s still got the Republican behind his name,” crowed Quinn. “We’re going to do something about that with this City Council.”

Councilman James S. Oddo of Staten Island, the liberal Republican minority leader, said he has watched with admiration as Ms. Quinn has evolved into a skilled leader with a laserlike concentration since they both started out as Council aides in the early 1990’s.

“She’s tough,” stated Oddo. “Remember, she’s a lesbian woman and she’s going to be in Mr. Bloomberg’s face!”

“I just think this is wonderful,” shouted Rep. Barney Frank, D-MA. “My only wish is that she would’ve done something special with her hair. It looked terrible.”

“This is so good to hear that New York has decided to come out of the 19th century,” said Kim Gandy, president of the National Organization for Women. “Electing a woman is a step in the right direction. Women have been victims in America too long. And best of all she’s a lesbian. Now that’s a gift that just keeps on giving.”

“I’m so excited,” said James Hanger, a tear-soaked, 46-year old openly gay Bronx resident and petroleum jelly salesman. “This means more to me than you could possibly imagine. I just don’t have the words to describe how I truly feel. I just love New York!”

In electing Christine Quinn, New York has climbed the pinnacle of the diversity ladder, proclaiming their status as the first gay city and setting an example for other city councils to climb out of the 19th century. The move demonstrates in the end that New York is still king of the diversity hill after all.


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To: andy58-in-nh

Glad you enjoyed it, Andy. Thanks for reading.


121 posted on 01/05/2006 9:20:04 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh walks in the footsteps of giants: George Washington, Thomas Paine and Ronald Reagan.)
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To: durasell

Now you've got it. It's all over and it's all New York City's fault!


122 posted on 01/05/2006 9:26:37 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh walks in the footsteps of giants: George Washington, Thomas Paine and Ronald Reagan.)
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To: writer33


Thought it smelled fishy...


123 posted on 01/05/2006 9:45:31 PM PST by Fido969 ("And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free" (John 8:32).)
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To: Fido969

Thanks for reading it, Fido. I do appreciate it.


124 posted on 01/05/2006 9:47:00 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh walks in the footsteps of giants: George Washington, Thomas Paine and Ronald Reagan.)
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To: writer33

EVERY MOVIE THEATER IN THE CITY IS PLAYING BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN WITH EVERY BROADWAY THEATER FEATURING THE MUSICAL VERSION!!!!


125 posted on 01/05/2006 10:44:44 PM PST by durasell (!)
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To: durasell
Yeah, but they grow bigger as the Italians disappear.

Then again, lots of gay Eurotrash Italians on the Upper East Side today.

My big fear has been that New York would become like Seattle or San Francisco: Dominated by bland transplanted yuppies and guppie. My visit in December proved that it is not (yet) the case.

126 posted on 01/05/2006 10:47:05 PM PST by Clemenza (Smartest words ever written by a Communist: "Show me the way to the next Whiskey Bar")
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To: Clemenza

The Italians are being displaced by the Chinese -- THEY'VE CROSSED CANAL!

These things go in cycles, you know that. The stock market takes a major hit and back comes the nitty and the gritty.


127 posted on 01/05/2006 10:50:50 PM PST by durasell (!)
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To: durasell
Worse. The Chinese are now taking over Bensonhurst and Gravesend! Better them than the Puerto Ricans I guess. ;-)

(I say this as a Polish/Italian mutt who is looking for a Boricua Barbie)

I look forward to some of the nitty and the gritty. The only things I can't stand are the squeegee men and the wolf packs (although the latter could easily be dispatched via some Bernie Goetz wannabes).

128 posted on 01/05/2006 10:53:57 PM PST by Clemenza (Smartest words ever written by a Communist: "Show me the way to the next Whiskey Bar")
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To: Clemenza

Personally, I can't wait to see what happens next.


129 posted on 01/05/2006 10:59:29 PM PST by durasell (!)
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To: writer33

"to also develop a waste and disposal plan"

START WITH YOURSELF, MS.QUEER....OOPS...I MEANT QUINN


130 posted on 01/06/2006 2:23:34 AM PST by moviegirl (Have u seen the movie constipation?....NO?...That's because it never came out!...Oh, I kill me :))
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To: writer33

BTTT


131 posted on 01/06/2006 3:03:48 AM PST by E.G.C.
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To: perfect stranger

it said geneology in the properties section.


132 posted on 01/06/2006 3:53:48 AM PST by Chickensoup (The water in the pot is getting warmer, froggies.The water in the pot is getting warmer, froggies.)
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To: writer33
"This ping is faster than a New York minute!

That's longer than it's worth listening to any Democrat, especially one from NY.

"Quinn's election "is a testament to the skill and passion that the gay community can offer in the public arena, and that sexual orientation should never be a barrier," DeCicco said."

Being queer is not nearly as common as the queer community would have you believe and it certainly is not normal. Queer behavior may be a testament to their passion, but it is also a testament to their lack of self-control and lack of judgment. They are to be pitied, not admired or elected to lead.

Quinn's election is also a testament to the lack of judgment of the City Council of New York and a testament of the lack of judgment of the voters who elected them regarding the examples of leadership they want for the youths of America.

134 posted on 01/06/2006 5:11:21 AM PST by Reaganghost (Democrats are living proof that you can fool some of the people all of the time.)
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To: writer33
James Hanger, a tear-soaked, 46-year old openly gay Bronx resident and petroleum jelly salesman

Yikes....

135 posted on 01/06/2006 6:10:44 AM PST by b4its2late (For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.)
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To: writer33

We aims t'please.


136 posted on 01/06/2006 6:44:23 AM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts (Crime cannot be tolerated. Criminals thrive on the indulgences of society's understanding.)
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To: writer33

:)


137 posted on 01/06/2006 9:23:28 AM PST by cubreporter (I trust Rush. He has done more for this country than anyone will ever know. He's A++)
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To: writer33
Don't think the Pres would even give a flip about this one.LOL

Never quite understood the fascination with two girls. That means there are two less women on the market while two guys means less competition!

Gotta keep it in perspective. ;)

138 posted on 01/06/2006 10:39:01 AM PST by SouthTexas (2006 will be a very good year. Good for what is unknown at the moment.)
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To: writer33

Damn ~ what does Frisco have to say about this ~ Bump!


139 posted on 01/06/2006 11:47:28 AM PST by blackie (Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
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To: writer33

“She’s tough”

ROFLMAO


140 posted on 01/06/2006 4:37:15 PM PST by Nasty McPhilthy (Those who beat their swords into plow shears….will plow for those who don’t.)
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